It's intramural football season once again, and it'd be a welcome change if my team had receivers who could run pass routes better than Helen Keller. Here's an acceptable pattern:
Here's how to look like a moron:
If you want to run a decent route, don't stop, don't run around in circles, and follow the damn line. If you can handle that, or if you have cleats (the IM fields at CMU are shit), then you can be a starter on my team.