Anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique
Spice and Wolf: She has a tail – get over it.
5 Centimeters per Second: Slow
Hamtaro: Evil
Library Wars: Unrealistic
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Trainwreck
My Neighbor Totoro: I hate my neighbor
All Nippon Air Line (ANAL): Needs more lesbians
Chi’s Sweet Home: Yawn
Kodomo no Jikan: Great show, if you’re a pedophile. Which I’m not.
Princess 69: Predictable
Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora: Oh wait, I did see it. And it sucked.
Serial Experiments Lain: Bullshit
Hayate the Combat Butler: Maybe I’d watch if you replaced Butler with Maid, and Hayate with Kogarashi
Gantz: Best Anime Ever
Haruhi Season 2: Great concept, poor execution
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: Stupid
Space Runaway Ideon: Who cares?
Akira: Pretty good…for its time
Bible Black: Crass religious allegory
Gundman ____: Been there, done that
Afro Samurai: Racist
The Hiatus Continues…
After announcing my weeklong hiatus last Monday, my stats immediately plummeted and sharply rebounded when the week was over, just as expected:
But Baka-Raptor, how is it a hiatus if you’ve been posting?
That’s just how much my hiatuses rock. Somebody should give me an award.
| Best Hiatus | Baka-Raptor |
| Best Comment on Another Blog | Baka-Raptor |
At least I’m getting one new source of hits:
I’m now announcing that my award-winning weeklong hiatus will continue for another week (the assignment is due next Monday instead of this Friday).
But Baka-Raptor, how can a weeklong hiatus last for two weeks? Do you have to power to manipulate time?
Yes.
Tags: hiatus, sarcastic crappy review
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I’m pretty sure there wasn’t an ANAL anim- I mean, ANAL, what’s that?
Needs more fanart of IKnight-as-Marisa going “Hey Baka Raptor
Reimu, what’s anal?”DAMN, if only this hiatus was longer and initiated a couple months ago… THEN I’D BE BEGGING YOU TO JOIN ME. But alas, I’ll just continue watching more Afro Samurai to practice my acceptance of other races (Damn them all)… I hate that show so much.
@IKnight: I wouldn’t know, not having seen it or anything…
@Owen: Whatever anime you’re referencing, I haven’t seen that either. And it sucks.
@Os: I’m sure I’d fit in with the rest of you dinosaurs.
You’re lack of Eva is disturbing.
Have you considered the new movie at the very least?
Awww ………!! No more stupid rapping for now? XD
I love you too
>>Haruhi Season 2: Great concept, poor execution
Wait, what? THERE WAS NO EXECUTION.
I watched Akira a couple months ago and decided it was terrible except for the baby who looked like a mini Lou Dobbs. Lol.
@ExiledShinobi: I’ve heard about it, but I want to watch the series first.
@blissmo: Stupid rapping? You must be confusing me with lolikit.
@korosora: Exactly.
Dude is your all-too-correct perception of Afro Samurai due to my all-too-awesome analysis of it? At least it produces search terms like “afro samurai sex scene”. And I laughed hard at the spice and wolf one.
I picked ‘Gantz’ because it reminded me of a Swan-Gantz catheter, the best, MOST EXTREME WAY to messure Pulmonary Capillary Pressure EVER!!
>>edited Aria screencap
<3
>>@blissmo: Stupid rapping? You must be confusing me with lolikit.
Ballad of a Paralysed Citizen is not rap. Van Diemen’s Land is not rap. I don’t know if Breaking the Habit is rap or not but you can hardly wrap up the entirety of my song lyrics perversion as “stupid rapping.”
>>@Os: I’m sure I’d fit in with the rest of you dinosaurs.
Hah.
Hahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Hahaha.
Haha.
Huuuuuuuh T______T
@Lelangir: It is now (inserted link)
@Praz & lolikitsune: …
Edit: I seem to have spelled ‘Swan-Ganz’ wrong… how infinitely foolish of me… can I rescind my vote??
@Praz: So the typical corrupt Chicagoan wants to vote twice…
Each of those points on your WordPress.com stats is consistently hitting around the 1000-1200 range. ADMIT IT.
@Nagato: In that pic, the high is 167 and the low is 78. My all-time high is 212.
Marisa’s from Touhou, man. That’s a shootan gaem.
I almost forgot: “It also sucks. It is made by an asahi-based life-form who is also a paedophile. The cast numbers in the hundreds, all of which are female and likely under the JAPANESE age of consent.”
But I thought you won all the awards already!
RESPECT!!! Your choices in the animu world lead to a path of enlightenment.
Except Haruhi 2 (no, don’t pretend it’s Lucky Star), you can’t miss out on that.
I must add to what was said above about Evangelion: The new movies are not a complete remake of the series. Rebuild of Evangelion is actually a sequel. So watch the series first. (for those who disbelieve me, watch the movie, the evidence is everywhere, hell even Kaoru mentions Shinji’s name in past tense).
Now go and watch all Ghost in the Shell (3 movies and 2 seasons). I even wrote you a list in my e-mal quite some time ago, and not one mention.
@Teeif: My review of Haruhi II was my review of Haruhi I. But I do look forward to next season. Really.
@Epileptic Diahhrea: So Shinji died. Thanks.
@Viktor: Your checklist was incorrect about GiTS not having Lesbians (or at least you could’ve check-starred it). I’ve got a post planned about the Tachikomas, but I want to watch the second season before I write it.
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How on earth did I miss something like ANAL
Also, I recommend Boku no Pico.
Oh you’ll get hits eventually. I just started hitting 1k hits now and it only took about a year. I’m not even cool or anything like the more hype bloggers so I’m really surprised.
Ganbare Baka Raptor.
How can you hate Lain?!!?! It rocked hard!! You must’ve got confused and said screw it. LOL
Lain gave me a headache already on 3rd or 4th episode. Things started to get disjointed and stuff. So I deleted it from my harddrive.
@Webbmaster62 & Viktor: As the title indicates, I haven’t seen it and can’t meaningfully critique it. And it’s bullshit.
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>>And it’s bullshit.
Truer words were never said. Like Paranoia Agent, it was hella cool, but complete nonsense.
Well, if you decide to watch it, let us know. ^_^ I like to hear your views on it myself. Your posts intrigue me.
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