The Official Suck Up To Baka-Raptor at Otakon Form
DEADLINE: July 14
That’s right, I’m going to Otakon. Unlike all these hick conventions I’ve been attending, I actually expect to see people at Otakon. To keep the sucking-up process efficient, I’ll be assigning suck-up privileges based on your responses to the above form. The most impressive submissions get priority suck-up privileges. Feel free to edit the form as you see fit. If you don’t fill out the form, I will not allow you to suck up to me, no matter how much you beg, plead, pole-dance, or otherwise suck up to me.
(I was going to post a new Talk-A-Raptor episode, but korosora, who begged for a new episode, won’t add me to his blogroll, so you’re getting a crappy filler post instead)
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I will go out of my way to edit that form despite my mac’s lack of editing software via excrutiating means involving sharks and angry gods if you answer me this – got hotel space for 3? My friends and I are kind of desperate T_T We’re willing to sleep in the bathtub, on the floor, i the closet, or whatever hilarious place you’d like to put us.
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I’m not going, but I still get to fill out a form, yes?
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Damn I was thinking of skipping Otakon this year but getting the chance to Suck Up to You is enough to force me to go.
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Stop messing around with these Blatant Filler Posts baka-raptor, otherwise i’ll begin to call you Naruto-Raptor from now on!
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
@Naruto-Raptor : why don’t you record your next (i mean NEXT POST) TALK-A-NARUTO-RAPTOR , very well fit in your new naruto-raptor costume (cosplayed) , at Otakon ???? Stop messing around with your fans
!!! every time i come to your site there’re these fillers… well…i hope these doesn’t get an entire season or worst, of filler posts.
PS: I’ll Resume Sucking Up To You After The Fillers Are Over
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
@digitalboy: Find a way to express your desperation on the form. Then I’ll think about it.
@blissmo: Yes. I’ll save it for my 2010 Australia tour.
@Patz: I just made another $55 for Otakon. I can’t believe how profitable I am.
@Laguna Loire: Posting filler hurts me more than it hurts you. Believe it. Blame korosora.
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
@Baka-Raptor I am working on my form now. But my biggest issue is figuring out where to crash whilst there. Is only a 2 hour drive there but sleeping in my car would be mighty lame. Oh well.
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Noooo….KOROSORA you bastard!! (…) Who is this korosora anyway ? I bet he is a naruto fan, isn’t it Naruto-Raptor ?
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
@Patz: We’ll get some cheap ass hotel in the ghettos of Baltimore and drive to the con. There’s a reason I put hotel-sharing, car-driving, and body-guarding on the list.
@Laguna: I heard his favorite character is Konohamaru.
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I spent about 30 minutes editing the form and it’s been deleted T_T There was a cute picture of your sexy raptor self sleeping on a confy bed with my friends and I on the floor and it’s all gone. Forseeing that this might happen, I kept the actual filled-in info on-hand.
Your Name: Baka-Raptor’s Bitch, Digital Boy
Sex: Male
All that Apply: Yes, definitely, definately, of course, yes
Duties: All. Though hotel sharing will really be on your part >_> however one of my friends could easily bodyguard us, he’s diesel. And drives.
Cosplay? Maybe
Picture: T_T
100 words: One time my brother did something which I can’t even remember, but he felt bad about it, and I made him feel even worse and I told him that the only way to redeem himself was to put his face in the toilet. And he did. And it was glorious. In the name of taking up 51 more words, I will now grovel at your feet. you are a beautiful man. I would gladly ride your Raptor-shaft. Ot, if you just want me to stand a good 6 feet away from you, I’m fine with that too. PLEASE HOUSE ME!
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
@Naruto-Raptor: Pheww… at last …coming from a filler fan , i’d assume that his favorite character was sakura, the biggest filler character from all the series (until she miracously gain extra power from tsunade’s training in Naruto SHI-Filler-DEN)…
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July 7th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
http://minimumtempo.com/form.jpg
Too bad I’m not going to Otakon…
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July 7th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Wow Icy, that is a pretty professional looking application!
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July 8th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Will you make a special guess appearance at 4chan’s panel?
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
@Icystorm: I’ll fly all the way there through eras and dimensions just to hand it over.
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
@digitalboy: Thank you for your submission. Results will be announced on July 15.
@IcyStorm: Nice pic, but the essay was about 96 words too short.
@Shin: I’d love to make a special guess appearance!
@C.I.: If only IcyStorm were more like you…
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:32 am
@Baka-Raptor I went ahead and emailed my form to you not sure if that is how you wanted it or not. And Hell yeah to Ghetto Hotel lol.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:57 am
@Patz: You went over the word limit. Don’t think I’m not counting. If you can’t stick to 100 words, how can I trust you to drive me around and get my food?
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July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
T_T I don’t have time to wait till the 15th. This is life or death here.
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July 8th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
@Baka-Raptor I guess I just felt that I needed to add some Sucking Up in there and somehow it ended up over the word limit. But can you really put a limit on Sucking Up?
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July 8th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
@digitalboy: Don’t worry about me; I’ll get over your death. Another freeloader will surely take your place.
@Patz: Do you know why Chikaru is the best character on Strawberry Panic? The other girls have more suck-ups, but Chikaru is the only one who keeps her suck-ups in line. Sucking up is about pleasing the suck-upee, not the suck-upper. If your vision of sucking-up contradicts my expressed wishes, you’re only satisfying yourself.
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July 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
@Baka-Raptor: Gotta keep them in line eh? I recommend a nice horsewhip.
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July 8th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@C.I.: Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!
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July 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My blog is on Hiatus until Haruhi 2 is out, anyways.
But fine. If the <5 hits that I get per day somehow end up clicking on my blogroll accidentally and land on your blog will make you post a new episode, BE IT!
What naruto? I eat cheap ramen. <.<
Bah, I don’t have the funds to go anywhere except the next Animazement.
Now post the new episode for great justice!
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July 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@Laguna Loire: Oh by the way, I’m just his twin. We are both part of the same genome project. Turns out Baka-Raptor got all the testosterone enhancements, while I became trap.
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July 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@Baka-Raptor , @Korosora : Korosora and Baka-Raptor Twins ??? Can’t believe it !!! At least both like naruto anime.
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July 8th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
@Baka-Raptor I see where I went wrong would you like me to rewrite my essay as an apology?
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
@Patz: I said you could edit the form as you see fit…let’s leave it at that.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Can I just fill that out even if I’m not going to Otakon?
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
@A Day Without Me: Yes. This is also The Official Team Up With Baka-Raptor to Heckle Eli Manning Form.
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July 9th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@ Baka-Raptor – Sweet, I’m there.
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July 13th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Man, you should sending that form to see ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!… but I’ll fill the form out anyways. I spoil you.
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July 13th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
EFF. I messed up on my form, I just noticed. I pressed ctrl+z too many times and my cross out of your name and writing in of “Aya Hirano” is not shown. Weak. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/Konosono/continued%203/bakaraptorform.jpg
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July 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
[...] Baka-Raptor, I’ve filled out my application: [...]
July 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I wasn’t planning on sucking up to you anyways. But it will be fun if I see you there.
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July 16th, 2008 at 1:20 am
[...] And also, my Suck Up To Baka-Raptor at Otakon Anime Expo 2012 Form. [...]
July 24th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn135/omg-a-fly/suckapp.gif
i have one! <3 I hope it’s cool enough.
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January 4th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
[...] Baka-Raptor, I’ve filled out my application: [...]
February 1st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Hello. And Bye.
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