Close Enough

Sunday, November 9th, 2014

Seven years ago, I successfully predicted the ending of Naruto. This is proven by the image below, which admittedly could’ve been edited in MS Paint. But Baka-Raptor, that’s not how it ended! Not anymore. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, it’s impossible to publish an accurate prediction of the ending of a manga without causing […]

Talk-A-Raptor 10: TV-Y7

Friday, March 8th, 2013

Giant Robots Aren’t So Bad

Monday, June 11th, 2012

I used to think that any anime with giant robots would be better off without them. This is no longer the case. But Baka-Raptor, why would you ever bother watching The iDOLM@STER? It all started back in 2006 when a reader called Genius Sage submitted the following idolm@sterpiece to my challenge. Like all respectable artwork, […]

Talk-A-Raptor 8A: Halftime

Monday, March 19th, 2012

Black Cat and the Cloneasaurus

Friday, January 27th, 2012

One of my earliest posts criticized the Black Cat anime for cramming too much material in to too few episodes, as exemplified by its superficial development of Flora-chan, a dinosaur brought to life by advanced cloning techniques. I finally got around to reading Black Cat in its original form of matter. As expected, it was […]

I Watch Anime Alone

Friday, January 7th, 2011

The manliest song without an AMV? Anything worth doing is worth doing alone. Can’t exercise by yourself? See if I care when you get a heart attack. Don’t want to eat alone? Go ahead and starve. People who need others to hold their hands to get them to do things they already want to do […]

Opal Mehta is a really crappy book

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Back in the early days of my site, I wrote a post defending Kaavya Viswanathan during her plagiariasm scandal. In a nutshell, I argued that her book sucked so much that it couldn’t have been plagiarized. Well, it’s time to come clean with a little ethical scandal of my own: I hadn’t read the book—until […]