Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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You'll love Borat if you're a:

Condescending pseudo-intellectual: If you like The Daily Show better than The Colbert Report, I'm talking about you. You love satire, especially when it's shoved down your throat. It's that simple – you love deepthroating Borat's throbbing satirical cock. The more he repeats the same joke, the funnier it is, and anybody who doesn't laugh isn't as intellectually capable as you are.

Elitist foreigner: Borat finally proves that all Americans are idiots. Meanwhile, you live in some socialist European shithole like France where your government supports bullshit programs like paid paternity leave. Newsflash: Men don't give birth, unless you're in France, where everybody's a pussy. I'll be the first one the admit that most Americans are idiots. Everyday when I walk down the street, all I see are idiots, but if you're so presumptuous to think that you and "your people" are any different, you can lick my balls.

Total dumbass: The asshole sitting behind me during the movie kept saying to the chick next to him "here comes the good part". Way to go jackass, you just spoiled all the "good parts". Borat slipped and broke some antiques? Hilarious. I wonder if he'll try to apologize and and accidentally break some more. Son of a bitch, I was right! Then he laughed during the entire nude (male) wrestling scene. I hate people.

Terrible person who doesn't realize he's terrible: Are you the kind of person who says "that's so wrong!" but giggles anyway? You're a terrible person.

You'll hate Borat if you're a:

Pussy: This movie offended you. Good. Whatever the movie said about your demographic (or if you're really a pussy, somebody else's demographic) must've been true.

You'll get bored and daydream about hot lesbian oil wrestling if you're a:

Terrible person who realizes he's terrible: You only appreciate satire when it's unpredictable, subtle, and creative. Borat gets creative, but that's about it. Coaxed racism at a rodeo show? No shit. Dumbass frat boys who think they're funny because they talk loud? Nothing new. Jew jokes? Been there, done that. On the bright side, you only payed matinee price.