Despite my unwavering support of lesbianism in anime, I do occasionally approve of heterosexual relationships. The conditions are tough but fair:
Here are 10 couples who meet the requirements. The list is not exclusive, nor is a top 10 list. These are simply the first 10 couples that came to mind.
They don’t even have to be a canon couple for me to pair them together—a perfect example of my perverted heterosexual mind at work. Impressed? I am. Not everyone has my heterosexual mangekyou sharingan byakugan shingan ryuugan eyes.
They were tragically killed by an evil lesbian. Perhaps lesbians aren’t so great after all.
The perfect man. The perfect woman. The perfect couple.
I haven’t watched Naruto since Shikamaru’s revenge arc. Somebody tell me if they’re back from filler yet.
These two were meant for each other. Then stupid horny Stein had to ruin it all by picking Toilet Girl.
Great heterosexual couple? Or the greatest heterosexual couple?
Where’s the chili? Leave it to a woman to buy the wrong kind of hot dog. But it’s the thought that counts.
This pairing may appear to violate my anti-pedophilia rule because Yuuhi is only 16. However, I was 16 when I watched the show, so I don’t really care. What makes Ceres superior to Aya? In Yuuhi’s own words:
“Aya is more rude and annoying, and on top of that, has none of that grace or sex appeal.”
As for Touya, he’s an emo mess.
Awwwwwwwwwwww, they’re so cute together. Makes me wish I had an imaginary girlfriend.
They each died like five times. And each time it broke my heart to think they wouldn’t end up together.