100 More Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor
Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more:
Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100.
I wanted to save this post for a future match, but it would be rude to hold back while Kabitzin and his minions have been campaigning their asses off. While I’ve been passively watching the votes roll in, the writers for Sea Slugs! Anime Blog have been pulling hair and kicking shins to scrap every last vote they can find. I had no idea this six-man team was so determined to beat my lone, half-blind self. Now I’m honor-bound to return their feelings.
I will not tell you to vote for me. I will not tell you to campaign for me. I will not tell you to monitor the poll until it closes on Sunday, June 20 at 13:00 GMT (8AM U.S. Eastern Standard Time). I only ask that you do three things:
Visit their blog.
Visit my blog.
Then vote.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:05 am
I can’t believe you’re down by 30 votes! I voted for you again at our school.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:13 am
I was up when I went to sleep. Eight hours later I’m down 30. Kabitzin and his minions are campaigning out of their minds.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:11 am
B-but, I already voted…
(ยด._.)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I’m in dire need of a screenshot of Dusty Attenborough saying “So what?”
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Robert Weizer Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 2:25 am
get me an episode number stat, boyo
i’ve got the laserdiscs on my external
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:11 am
Wish I knew. If I had to guess, I’d start searching somewhere in the 60′s.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:45 am
I can only cranked up one more vote for you. I’ll get on my family pc tomorrow.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Sadly, I have yet to vote for myself more than once.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Love how you have to moderate your comments. The true sign of a man who lacks genital augmentation.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Love how you think you’re entitled to be an anonymous flamer. The true sign of a man who seeks genital augmentation.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:47 am
That picture of the loli princess from Tytania eating cake and drinking tea reminds me too much of a certain show. No wonder Tytania was crap.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Tytania kicked ass from the empire’s side. Too bad Fan Hyulick’s side screwed around so much.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:49 am
…I have been reading you for far too fucking long, and re-reading you far too often. Anyway check your fucking baka-raptor@baka-raptor.com email god damnit.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Check your fucking Google doc god damnit.
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digital boy Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
kk. Read, replied. Now it’s just up to you~
As for helping you beat SS, not sure what I can do – would advertise on my blog, but I think all of my readers are your readers anyway lol.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Sticking the poll on your own posts probably shouldn’t be allowed. Then again, I never made a rule that it wasn’t allowed so eh, fair game I guess.
*has lost total control of this tourney and stopped even pretending I have a certain degree of control*
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Kabitzin started it.
Didn’t notice? He’s only done it four times. The man is desperate.
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Scamp Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I only noticed it on the Nama-ko post. Done it more than once though? I suppose that’s the benefit of posting more than once a week OH SNAP!
(actually I think I voted for you. Every blog I vote for wins. I make sure of it)
disclaimer: the above statement is an attempt at humour and not in anyway true
…or is it?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I voted for you and you lost. One of our streaks has to go down.
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Kabitzin Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Why wouldn’t this be allowed? Embeddable polls are the only good part of that crappy PollDaddy service.
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June 18th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I voted from a far
I voted from a car
I voted from a box
I voted with a fox
I voted from here and there
I voted from everywhere
I voted Baka-Raptor.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Green Eggs and Ham > Sea Slugs
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June 18th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Bring back the Eli Manning Sucks blog. Then we’ll talk.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I wouldn’t need anyone’s help if I brought back The Official Eli Manning Sucks Blog. It got 5000 hits a day during the 07-08 playoffs.
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June 18th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
BAKA RAPTOR HAS TO WIN!!!~
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
My strategy is to bid one dollar. It never fails.
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June 18th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Time to take out the smartphone, use the 3G and vote for Baka-raptor again… A Genius plan. :p
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Be sure to “try out” all the models in the store before buying.
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June 18th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
If they can make half-and-half pizza then they really should do quarter-and-quarter-and-quarter-and-quarter cake, I stared at that pic for far too long. Then I voted for you cos you have more food porn. Good luck!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
The variety worked out great because I ate the whole thing myself. It’s the best part of not inviting anyone to your birthday party.
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June 18th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Ha, I can’t believe I actually looked at all of those instead of tl;dr-ing it.
…tl;dl? Too long; didn’t look?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
I stole the idea from EF – A Tale of Lesbians*. Didn’t think I could pull it off until I tried. Then I did it again.
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June 18th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Well I tried promoting you on facebook and twitter, but I’m not sure it helped at all. Wish I could help more, but my social-fu is weak – most of the people I know have the same IP adress lol.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 18th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
If your social-fu is weak, mine is flaccid. On the bright side, I can take satisfaction in knowing that I got all my votes from people who actually read my blog.
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Everything is getting better every picture I saw when I scroll except I saw this:
“Higurashi is a bad show for meanies”
I STOPPED SCROLLING. FUCK IT. IM NOT GONNA VOTE FOR YO- Oh wait, I already did days ago. >_<
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:06 am
Did you catch the April 1st part?
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Nice campaigning!!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:06 am
The best is yet to come.
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Yet more proof that Baka-Raptor cannot count.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:06 am
I was counting in base nine point something.
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June 18th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
I voted for you.
Your blog is so awesome, I just have the time to type a “b” in the adress bar of my browser and BANG!
It suggest me Baka-raptor.com, and baka-raptor.com only! Isn’t that awesome! That surely prove something! (probably the fact that I don’t browse other website that starts with a “b”)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:03 am
Hey, works for me too, though the second ‘b’ result is my error page for some reason.
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June 19th, 2010 at 1:33 am
So now I hate to fuwking resort to beating 30 more people so I could vote on their PC, and I still have to go to court in 4:00 for the other 20 I just beaten up earlier.
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Gunstray Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 1:39 am
you now what f**k the court Ill make it 40 more!!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:02 am
I’ll defend you pro bono once I get my license.
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June 19th, 2010 at 1:35 am
six people doing a very aggressive campaigning against one half-blind person. Now that’s cruelty!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:01 am
I’ll sue them once I pass this damn Bar Exam…
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June 19th, 2010 at 2:28 am
You like the Arizona Cardinals? I could probably get on twitter and sucker Darnell Dockett into getting voters if I link the Eli Manning Sucks blog.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 2:59 am
I’m a huge Kurt Warner fan. It’s a shame he’s gone. I’m still pissed New York never took him seriously. Leinart appeared on a commercial with the Mannings, so I hate him by association.
I like the receiving corps. They’re still be strong even with Boldin gone.
The Cardinals defense sucks. They’re just good enough at best and Swiss cheese at worst. I don’t know whether to blame the players or the coordinators.
The Eli Manning Sucks blog got a little too popular. That’s a major reason I stopped updating. If I ever get thousands of hits a day again, it’ll be for anime.
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June 19th, 2010 at 3:11 am
are you sure that you are not a victim of (Filipino language)”dagdag-bawas?”(“Vote shaving” in english))
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 3:22 am
I doubt it. I know from prior stats that I have about 300 regular/semi-regular readers. Throw in a few blogger votes and a few votes from out-of-blog campaigning and I’m right where I should be. I’m shocked that so few bloggers are able to match it, especially considering my horrendous search engine visibility.
Anyway, Sea Slugs has six people campaigning like they’ll all die in a flaming plan wreck if the don’t win, so I can’t say I’m shocked they reached 400, even though their previous polls have all petered out around 250.
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~xxx Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 4:24 am
i THINK, THEY HAD PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER in order to trample you down and bend to their…(hands?)
But, you are still fighting a good fight, Good luck.! and let them decide who will victor this match.
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June 19th, 2010 at 4:27 am
Shiznat!!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Crap, I left out the ShizNat tag.
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June 19th, 2010 at 7:43 am
Even if you lose out to these whatsits you’re not really losing out on much. If you consider ratios, a single handicapped person managed to gather more than triple the votes of half a dozen team which is trying too hard per person.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Save the excuses for 13:00 GMT.
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June 19th, 2010 at 11:40 am
I’ve been campaigning for you off-line and i manange to get at most 12 people to vote for you, summing at least my 10 desperate votes in different devices/ip addresses, 22 votes is my very limit. I could spend the whole saturday campaigning but i am throwing the towel already. I didn’t want to say this but unless you use your secret weapon now, i think that this time, my dear raptor, you’re gonna lose.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
I probably should’ve taken these guys seriously from the get-go. I didn’t count on them more than doubling their previous vote tally. I certainly didn’t think they’d force me to use this post AND a Talk-A-Raptor. Oh well. I have 299 other readers. They’re not as crazy as you, but they can finish what you started.
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June 19th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
The Dinofootbal image presents such a completely absurd situation I’m genuinely interested in where it came from.
You can also create the exact situation in Scribblenauts, bonus points!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
The manga it came from? Eyeshield 21. The post it came from? 10 Heterosexual Couples I Support.
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Shiro, Long Tail's Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 am
Really? I don’t recognize either of those characters. I guess the manga is infinitely more awesome than the anime then.
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June 19th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Well, my vote ties you with them at 499 apiece. Sorry, best I can do.
Love your site by the way, been reading it for the last year but never commented.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don’t ignore your non-blogger non-commenter readers.
I accept your apology.
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June 19th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Baka-Raptor doesn’t call for help unlike those from from SS!AB. He just stare at danger and roars toward it so the danger will shit itself. That’s how manly he is.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Danger is my middle name.
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June 20th, 2010 at 12:09 am
Even though you hate all things paedophilic, I reserved a vote out of my 2 shots for you in case things go to shit(since I’m hoping for a draw, as we’d able to see more of this)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Well, that worked out just great.
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June 20th, 2010 at 11:38 am
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June 20th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Found a way to vote for you about five times, but that was the best I could do. My condolences.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Only five? I think Opal Mehta feels like staying at my place a bit longer.
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Michael Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Hahaha. I don’t have many friends who watch anime and the university is in a proxy. My condolences, anyway.
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June 23rd, 2010 at 1:20 pm
http://www.baka-raptor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eyestrain.png
This and only this.
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June 23rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm
It so sad to see you losing to Sea Slugs ):
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June 23rd, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Don’t feel bad about losing to SSAB, dude. There were 5 or so of them and it took about 120% of their power and a METEOR spell they ripped off of Sephiroth to take you down.
That’s like Goku fighting off Perfect Cell and every other villain he’s fought before (no Naruto references for me. Naruto sucks!).
And they’ve got their 12 year-old bitches too, like clinton for instance.
No big deal.
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