More crappy fanart
Some of you thought I wouldn’t notice/care if you handed in your forms late. Not a chance.
“Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” - Michaelangelo
In order to uphold the righteous order of this website, 10 points will be taken off for every day late – no exceptions.
Ina:
Best color scheme ever. A+ B+
korosora:
Lonely yanderes are almost as hot as that flame. B F
A Day Without Me:
No up-sucking? Over the word limit? And the artwork somehow makes Eli look less stupid. D+ F
C.I.:
BR? Who might that be? F F-
LJ/Detective Dipshit:
Ranka who? S A+
blissmo:
I’m not Australian. C F
biankata:
-Yes there is…^^ D F
ID Sojourner:
9 days late. What comes after F-? F- -F
Rizzle Razzle:
Wrong, you were short. Otherwise, great job! A- -F
In other news, remember that hiatus I took a while back? You know, the one when I only updated 7 times in 21 days? It paid off. My writing/editing/citing skills were finally recognized. I was recruited by my school’s Journal of Transnational Law, which is great news, because now I’ll have even less time to update. Expect a badass article on international copyright law in a year or two.
31 people love sucking up to me
Leave a Reply
baka-raptor@baka-raptor.com
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Uguu~, you’re so mean.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
YOU CAN ACTUALLY WRITE!?
j/k
Congratulations, Sarv. I think you should give Ina from A+ to an A instead of an A to a B+.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
^_^ Yay, I scored higher than some of the people here.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Copyright law’s interesting stuff. Good luck!
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Mine is still obv. the best.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
@ Ina - No, mine is, ’cause it has Eli Manning stabbed with arrows in it…
@ Baka-Raptor - Pardon my rudeness, I should’ve said congrats on the recruitment.
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I want to do fanart, but unfortunatly I have no sense of humor…
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Rainbows > Eli Manning
You lose.
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 am
;_______________________________________;
F ….?! I thought the dinosaur was pretty cute
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 am
@A Day Without Me: Me? Mean? Nah…
@Mike: Of course I can write! Here’s a sample:
@IcyStorm: That’s because you handed it in on time. I reward those who follow the rules. It sends the right message. Next time I put up a form, people are going to think, “I would’ve beaten IcyStorm’s crappy form if only I’d filled it out on time.”
@shirokiryuu: That hasn’t stopped blissmo…
@lolikitsune: I think I’ve already squandered all my luck. I might not have met the minimum word limit, which is comically ironic because at the time I was calling everyone a dumbass who can’t follow the rules. The 2100 word limit wasn’t supposed to include footnotes. I knew that, but unlike Microsoft Word, OpenOffice’s word count function doesn’t have an option for ignoring the footnotes, so I couldn’t check directly. I estimated I’d be safe around 2500 total words. I never actually word-counted my footnotes, and I doubt they did either.
@Ina: Anything is greater than Eli Manning.
@blissmo: Come on blissmo, no need for profanity.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:34 am
hey… i love that comic by blissmo! that made me afraid of the form I sent you…
*goes off and cry*
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:36 am
NO, BAKA-RAPTOR, HOW COULD YOU, I WAS EVEN PLANNING ON DESIGNING THAT SHIRT. T_T
Oh, and congratulations on getting recruited or whatnot.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 am
“How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild And Got A Life.”
Shame on you for your lies, Baka-Raptor.
Now get back to doing anime postz!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 am
Why do people want to suck up to Baka-Raptor anyway? Perhaps it’s you that should be sucking up to them. After all, you should already be extinct. I also noticed on the form the female category is (18+), but there’s no minimum age for males. Very suspicious… I henceforth call you Pedo-Raptor.
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Don’t be mean, Yamcha. Don’t you know? Pederasty is all the rage these days.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@biankata: Your elegant gothic loli-raptor made me run off and cry.
@C.I.: That’s a shirt? I thought it was a muumuu.
@Omisyth: But if I plagiarize a plagiarist, doesn’t all the plagiarism cancel out and make me original?
@Yamcha: Extinction is a state of mind. I’m not extinct if you believe in me!
@Ina: PedeRaptor? NAMBLA-Raptor? I wonder what kind of hat he’d wear…
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I was going to send my form now (yes , that late…) but…-F ??? hmmm…yaawwww…never mind.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
@ Ina - Rainbows are gay.
@ Baka-Raptor - PedeRaptor would wear a priest’s frock… >_>
It’s ok, I’m ethnically Catholic.
Man, are you immune to the ‘uguu~’ or something, by the way? God, a self-proclaimed loli can’t get any slack these days…
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
For the record, after a certain threshold of testosterone (somewhere around .0005 centiKogarashi), uguu~ begins to have an inverse effect, inciting feelings of aggression rather than of moé.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:09 am
@Laguna: Fine, run away. Chicken.
@A Day Without Me & LJ: What LJ said. Also, reviewing hentai kind of shattered whatever childlike image you might’ve had.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:08 am
bainkata’s loliraptor is great. How can you overlook that? I’d fill out one of these is I was going to whatever it is you’re going to. Ok, so I wouldn’t because I’m lazy.
And add me on gtalk or msn or something already.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:34 am
@Baka-Raptor : Who is running away ??? me or some TALK-A-NON-BREATHING-FIRE-RAPTOR somewhere around…
July 24th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@ Baka-Raptor - Wait… so, all those moe-loli girls in h-games get their lights banged out and are still somehow able to be childlike, but I review two hentai OVA’s and I get disqualified? Laaaame.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
@Riex: The loliraptor was well-drawn (though pedophilic). She mainly lost points for the essay and the unexplained pinkness.
@Laguna: There’s a big difference. It’s your own fault for fearing the -F. It’s not my fault for receiving mail-mail whenever I try to breathe fire.
@A Day Without Me: I dunno, I’ve never played an h-game. And I’ve only seen three full episodes of hentai ever (two at Persacon and episode 1 of Resort Boin after your review). I’m so sheltered…
July 24th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
@ Baka-Raptor - Yeah, I’ve never played an h-game, admittedly, although I did download by accident once. But I do know that the trend is toward ultra-loli girls in those (which, honestly, disturbs me a lot).
As for the hentai… geez, you’re making me feel like a mega-perv. I’m a slight perv. And can’t I be both loli and a pervert? =D?
July 25th, 2008 at 2:11 am
an freaking D F??? pfft… on the pinkness and the essay. the pinkness is my gayness and the essay is my laziness.
i was supposed to draw pedobear but i couldn’t so i just place in loli-raptor. and oi, i’m not turning you into amn eroperv with a lolicon. jeez… it’s just because you don’t have that one in your RAPTORS list. would it be loli-er if you did a (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆?
July 25th, 2008 at 10:13 am
@A Day Without Me: Ok, you’re both a loli and a perv. Happy?
@biankita: The D is my compassion and the F is my responsibility. I said I’d take off points for being late, didn’t I? And did you really think you could beat blissmo?
July 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
@baka-raptor: alright, i suck -_- oh well… i was never really good with questionnaires. and no, i never thought of beating blissmo - she still draws you best in my books.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@ Baka-Raptor - Ecstatic.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
[ID SOJOURNER]
I am sad.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
[...] won’t go to any more cons until next year, but if there’s a convincing level of suckupitude, I may attend Anime Weekend Atlanta. Here’s the suck up form if you’re [...]