I prefer anime without gay sex

Some call me a homophobe because I prefer watching anime without gay sex. I tell them I can’t be homophobic because I like lesbians. They tell me that gays and lesbians are completely different, because lesbians are demeaning and trashy, whereas gays are artistic and enlightening. I tell them I like gay characters too, particularly the flaming ones, so long as they take their anal adventures off screen. They call me a homophobe nonetheless. If they’re right, I must be phobic of a lot more than just homos.

1. Public Displays of Affection

People these days are too empowered. What ever happened to shame? We don’t live in an uncivilized jungle where all the animals can just fuck around wherever they want. Showing any form of affection in public is indecent. It’s also scientifically proven to spread mononucleosis, gingivitis, and the bubonic plague. But I suppose being anti-plague makes me a racist since it’s the black death.

2. Fat Sex

There are tons of good fat characters, literally.  Does that mean I want to see them eating each other out, metaphorically? Fuck no, literally. Fat people aren’t designed to have sex. They’re designed for lots of things, such as rolling and hibernating, but not sex.

3. Old Sex

There isn’t enough sex to go around, and old people have already had their fair share. They don’t need to have any more of it, and there’s certainly no justification for filming it.

4. Underage Sex

I’m constantly decrying pedophilia in anime, yet no one has ever called me a pedophobe. Why call me a homophobe at the slightest suggestion that I don’t like watching gay anime?

In conclusion, I challenge you to bang another member of the same sex. If you don’t like it, you’re a homophobe.

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  1. w_t says:

    Don’t watch anime labeled boku

  2. feal87 says:

    Looks like I’m homophobe Baka-Raptor!
    What should I do? (after I repeat to watch Simoun of course…:P)

  3. Sophie Locket says:

    My dear Baka Raptor, you are a god.

  4. Digital Boy says:

    I’ll fuckin do it. And then I’ll *still* bash gay people and whoever else I want because I don’t give a fuck.

    Also, this is relevant to number 3:

    This is a cautionary tale.

  5. Snark says:

    Would it make it better or worse if the sexing gays in question were also dinosaurs?

    Also, hi, I’m back.

  6. Some people say whatever insult they could think of, no matter how illogical or nonsensical, because they get butthurt when people don’t like what they don’t like.

    I don’t think there’s anything wrong on being a homophobe (I don’t think you are), but there’s certainly something wrong to people who hate homophobics, imho.

  7. Hogart says:

    It’s just that our “civilized” side has gone off the deep end. It’s now considered civilized to artfully critique public displays of affection and “sexual liberation”, because our aging concepts of privacy and intimacy are relics of a bygone era. Simply suggesting you aren’t gay seems to be a sign of homophobia, much like saying anything negative about a minority seems to instinctively raise red flags. I blame Star Trek, GI Joe, and all the other television shows that have elevated the concept of tolerance above that of common sense and rationality.

  8. Mushyrulez says:

    Pshhh, stop trying to 1-up the people who are trying to 1-up the people who are trying to 1-up the (ry

    1. Somebody working in fields
    2. ‘lol u suck, I hire people’
    3. ‘hiring people is stupid, I use slaves’
    4. ‘yo man, don’t keep slaves thats bad’
    5. ‘ur just mad cause you dont have blacks’
    6. ‘your racist to black people’
    7. ‘nigger’
    8. ‘wow your a black-phobe dude’
    9. ‘stop calling everybody who says anything mildly offensive a -phobe’

    That made no sense and may have been offensive to black people (just trying to illustrate a point, don’t kill me) so I’ll probably write some lame-ass post about it. People just like to tell other people that they’re stupider than they are, and the cycle keeps on repeating etc

  9. Jacksonite says:

    I thought about being gay once, but then I realized daily beer shits and inflamed hemorrhoids would get in the way of decent butt sex.

  10. glothelegend says:

    Wow some kid, who apparently wishes to remain anonynous, asked me just the other day why I like shows with lesbians/lesbians, but not gay penis touching.

    http://glothelegend.wordpress.com/2009/04/09/07-ghostgay/#comment-9457

  11. reverend john oates says:

    How about non-underage traps in anime? I think they’re hot.

  12. Yi says:

    Challenge accepted and done~

  13. Inushinde says:

    Gay sex shares two letters with anime. Thus, if you don’t like gay sex, you don’t like anime, and that makes you a homophobe. My logic is infallible.

  14. BrikHaus says:

    Sex in anime reminds me of otaku having sex. Otaku having sex is one of the worst mental images one can have. I’d rather they just leave sex out of anime entirely. I don’t want to think about all that sweaty, unwashed gyrating flab…

  15. fathomlessblue says:

    Sadly we live in a different age, where the shame comes after, not during public displays of affection. Damn you incriminating photos!

    As for the rest, if I don’t like it, I don’t watch it. If people want to argue semantics on the reasons why, by all means go ahead and waste your time. I think I’ll just carry on living my life.

  16. I prefer anime without any sex at all.
    btw, i admit i’m homophobe but i’m not lesbianphobe ;P

  17. Omisyth says:

    “They tell me that gays and lesbians are completely different, because lesbians are demeaning and trashy, whereas gays are artistic and enlightening.”

    Who the hell said that? Their opinion is instantly invalid.

  18. phildog says:

    “There are tons of good fat characters, literally. Does that mean I want to see them eating each other out, metaphorically? Fuck no, literally.”

    None of those are literal statements. You can not have a literally ton of fictional characters because fictional characters are not real and do not have a real world weight. As for “fuck no, literally” that does not work as well as you are not presently having sex with “no”.

    • Baka-Raptor says:

      I was referring to metric tons (or “tonnes” to the elite). My understanding is that metric units don’t apply to the real world. And for your information, I was in fact having sex with “no” while I was writing this post. “No” and I go way back.

      • phildog says:

        As a Canadian who actually uses the metric system, I assure you, saying something weighs several tonnes literally is stating that it actually has weighs something.

  19. Anon says:

    This is totally unrelated but… My God, baka-raptor, plz mock this man. Mock him with all your heart and soul.

    http://kojioe.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/stand-up-and-fight-back-brethren/

    • Baka-Raptor says:

      There’s no point. I’ve known Koji Oe for years. He’s 110% self-aware of his deviance and nothing I could possible say will make him ashamed of it. I actually find him rather amusing. Plus he’s a master troll.

  20. KingMan says:

    Looked at the link Anon posted and all I can ask is…..WHY?!

  21. kluxorious says:

    I am surprised people haven’t called me names just because I prefer not to watch anime or read manga that have lesbian sex in it. I guess people are more forgiving when it comes to yuri then with yaoi. That’s pretty unfair to the gays imo.

    I don’t watch porn, I only watch occasional hentai simply because I don’t want to watch humans having sex, be it gay sex, old sex, fat sex, etc. I believe sex is meant to be a private affair between two human beings who love each other. I’m conservative like that.

  22. Michael says:

    I respect homosexuality and homosexual men as long as they keep their sexual innuendos in their bedrooms.

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