Month: December 2008

Detroit Metal City Is NOT Over

1. Anime News Network says there are 24 episodes Anime News Network is a reputable, trustworthy source of information. There’s no way they’d get this wrong. 2. The phrase “Detroit Metal City is over” at the end of episode 12 […]

No Receipt? No Return.

The day after Christmas is a magical time when people flock to stores to return all the crappy gifts they’ve received. Certain anime personalities would like to make returns as well… Lelouch: Hello, I’d like to return this stupid-looking hat. […]

I Hate Animals

Animals are only good for three things: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They used to be good for manual labor, but nowadays there’s nothing an animal can do that a machine can’t do better, faster, cheaper, and without shitting all over […]

The True Meaning of GAR

Meet Karna, a legendary badass from the Mahabharata. ((An ancient epic ten times longer than the Illiad and Odessy combined, and the only thing in the history of India that doesn’t suck)) Never heard of him? It’s a damn shame. […]