Talk-A-Raptor 13: How to Clap Like a Pedophile

This post was inspired by Yoko Kanno’s performance at Otakon 2013.

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18 pedophiles think Yoko Kanno is kawaii

  1. Fadeway says:

    Baka Raptor, hilarious AND useful! I will never again clap like a pedophile. You can add one more success story to that huge portfolio of yours. Thanks for reforming me, and with just a snap…clap of your fingers’ worth of effort on your part!

  2. moridin84 says:

    Kind of like this?
    http://i.imgur.com/ztwcuLJ.gif

    To be honest, it seems more homosexual than pedophlic.

  3. You always make jokes about pedophiles, but then why is Hisoka one of your favourite characters on your MAL profile ?
    You can’t get more pedo than this guy.

  4. Justin says:

    Thanks for the lesson Baka Raptor, I’ll be applying your lessons on clapping properly the next time I–

    NO! NO WAIT NO! I MEAN I WON’T BE DOING THAT ANYMORE HONEST

  5. Roghek says:

    I used to clap like this, but I was 12 at the time and therefore not a paedophile.

    My classmates used to said I clapped like a seal.

    Nowadays I clap like a lady, (fingers to palm).

  6. glothelegend says:

    This is the greatest post I’ve seen. Glad to see I clap like a fucking man, as if there was ever any doubt.

  7. gan says:

    Not related to this post, Baka Raptor,
    I’ve recently encountered a new manga title called “Ajin”
    http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=75929

    GO READ THAT NOW!

    Mark my words, it’s gonna be the next Shingeki no Kyojin.

  8. Fat Nakago says:

    Not even a remake of LOVE LAB using the lads from FREE! chronicling the adventures of their How To Get A Girlfriend Club at a very strict and exclusive all-boys school, would get me to clap like a pedophile.

    Wait….what??!!

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