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18 Replies to “Talk-A-Raptor 13: How to Clap Like a Pedophile”

  1. Baka Raptor, hilarious AND useful! I will never again clap like a pedophile. You can add one more success story to that huge portfolio of yours. Thanks for reforming me, and with just a snap…clap of your fingers’ worth of effort on your part!

  2. Thanks for the lesson Baka Raptor, I’ll be applying your lessons on clapping properly the next time I–

    NO! NO WAIT NO! I MEAN I WON’T BE DOING THAT ANYMORE HONEST

  3. I used to clap like this, but I was 12 at the time and therefore not a paedophile.

    My classmates used to said I clapped like a seal.

    Nowadays I clap like a lady, (fingers to palm).

  4. Not even a remake of LOVE LAB using the lads from FREE! chronicling the adventures of their How To Get A Girlfriend Club at a very strict and exclusive all-boys school, would get me to clap like a pedophile.

    Wait….what??!!

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