Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future match, but it would be rude to hold back while Kabitzin and his minions have [...]

I’ve walked by Italian Village Pizza so many times and yet never tried it.  Is it really that orgasmically good? – Kabitzin Res ipsa loquitur, bitch Kabitzin’s poor taste isn’t limited to pizza. What was he thinking when he named his blog? Sea slugs are lame. They lack mantle cavities, and their eyes are able [...]