Archive for August, 2009

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

No. Not again. I refuse to accept this. Why must all the tough guys in anime get stalked by little girls to show they have a caring side? Who’s next, Golgo 13? If I were in charge of writing the new FMA series, Scar’s encounter with May Chang would go something like this: To think […]

Talk-A-Raptor 05: Beyond the Limit of Darkness and Light

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Here’s the link to the game visual novel: Warning: the game is still in development, and it’s a huge inside jokkake that presumably has minimal appeal to anyone who doesn’t appear in it. Play at your own discretion. Interview #2: Gargron Gargron recently finished up his third piece of fanart and thus was granted […]

Onani Master Kurosawa: Finally, A Character I Can Relate To

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

“Onani means masturbation. And that’s what this guy is good at. Every day after school, he sneaks into the mostly unused girls bathroom on the 3rd floor, and masturbates. Until one day when he’s caught… This is a story of mistakes, redemption, and the choices made in between. It contains the very worst and best […]

Endless Eight? More like Endless Pedophilia

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

Endless Eight was a waste of time, money, human resources, natural resources (e.g., oil, gas, animal pelt), bandwidth, and chakra. Good thing I didn’t watch Endless Eight—I watched Finite Five (skipped eps 5-7). It was only five-eighths as pedophilic. You just read the most flattering review of Endless Eight on the internet. Come on guys, […]

Three Strikes for One Piece

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

At least the English intro is bad enough to be good I want to like everything I watch. You might not get that impression from all the bashing I do on this site, but really, I give every show a fair chance. In fact, I probably try a lot harder than you (otherwise I wouldn’t […]