Mouryou no Hako was better when I could see
I started watching Mouryou no Hako back in 2008. The show was great. My eyes were great. Unfortunately, neither was meant to last. Subbing for the show quickly slowed to a halt. At the time I couldn’t believe that fansubbers were running from a lesbian murder mystery. Now I can’t blame them. I wouldn’t be able to stomach subbing all that spirit bullshit either.
After two straight episodes of the seemingly ceaseless spirit snoozefest, the show finally gets back to its lesbian murder mystery roots. From that point on my only major complaint is that the spirit otaku solves the whole thing almost single-handedly. What’s the point of the other three guys if they’re just going to be useless and fail to hook up with the females of my choosing?
They’re clearly in love
Final Grade: ++
For the record, just because I’m making fun of a show doesn’t mean I think it sucks. If anything, I’m substantially more critical of good shows because they’re the ones that are most often overrated and undercriticized. I rarely write a post for the sole purpose of making fun of a crappy show unless I’m seriously pissed off at it. Besides, I’m perceptive enough to bash anything I watch, so there’s no need for me to pick the low-hanging fruit.
I shall conclude with a story about how Mouryou no Hako protected my chastity. One of my sister’s horny friends was trying to rape me. Somehow I convinced her that the only way I’d allow her to spend time around me was if she watched anime. She agreed, so I put on an episode of Mouryou no Hako. She said exactly three things during the episode:
- Are they lesbians?
- They have huge eyes.
- This is confusing…
I hate people who talk while I watch anime. Thankfully, she left with two minutes remaining in the episode. My loins remain unspoilt to this day.
Tags: ++, chart porn, don't get excited---my sister is fat and doesn't watch anime, heterosexual couples i support, i hate people, lesbians, mouryou no hako, spirits, the asexual adventures of baka-raptor
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May 18th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Needs more yuri…
Nice chart by the way.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
It sucked at first. Then I inverted the colors and it kicked ass.
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May 18th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Hmm, you have to expect laymen to talk through anime episodes.
They just do not understand. Tsk tsk.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
We true anime fans know that the only time it’s ok to talk during anime is when you’re watching hentai at anime conventions.
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Zantetsu Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Who in their right mind watches porn in public? It’s a damn sad sight.
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A Day Without Me Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 1:51 am
The guy who goes to every con in his ‘I <3 hentai' t-shirt and looks like he is approximately 58 years old.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 1:58 am
Old men have the best lines. An old guy at the last hentai showing I went to kept comparing one of the women to his ex-wife. It was hilarious.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 1:56 am
Gotta get your money’s worth. It’s not like there’s anything else going on after midnight at anime conventions.
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May 18th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
This is on my list and I have the show downloaded. Good work on the chart, somehow I don’t feel spoilered. Also, too bad about your boy Nash and his team. They did score 107 points, but the Hanners had such a deep bench by dipping into forums for votes.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Good, I thought I crossed the line with the “one guys solves the whole thing” remark.
Nash was so used to winning with only one eye that he had a hard time adjusting back to two. Don’t worry, he’ll be back.
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May 18th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Those two episodes of long-ass conversation wore on me, too. There are parts that are interesting, but it’s a gamble that didn’t really pay off for me. There’s a bit too much talking in general with Mouryou no Hako; however, the story is pretty crazy, the characters are good and the atmosphere is off the charts. I liked it a lot.
And, yes, the lesbian murder mystery. :p
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
At the end of the day I’m a plot man. Good plot = good show. Mouryou no Hako has it. To tell the truth, the fact that the spirit otaku solves the whole thing actually bothers me more than the spirit filler. The first is a plot problem. The second is a writing/directing problem.
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May 18th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
That series was pretty great, despite the couple of flaws. It was actually the first show I ever watched with French subs (even though I’m actually French), since the English ones were just slow as an ass.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
I was so into this series at first that I might’ve been tempted to watch it in French myself (even though I barely know any). Instead I went the opposite route and swore off watching it until all the episodes were subbed. A series this complex wasn’t meant to be spaced out. Even a one week break between episodes is too much.
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May 18th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Lesbian murder mystery, damn main stream anime to hell, or Im blaming myself for simply not knowing
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
It’s not like you can tell it’s a lesbian murder mystery from the title. Mouryou no Hako means something along the lines of Box of Goblins. What does that have to do with lesbians? Oh wait.
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May 18th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Nice. You’ve finally finished it. Now it’s up to me.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
digitalboy hasn’t finished a series? I am shock!
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May 18th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Lesbians + Murder Mystery. They should’ve gone right ahead and added that the official show description. Seriously, how could I have missed this!?
I haven’t had the pleasure of watching this (getting pumped up by the description) but I do not see how this show could even go wrong, except what you just mentioned why it partially does. Still, nice to hear there’s some potential to the show that I will now proceed to put on my plan to watch list.
Now, I wish Ghost Hunt HAD lesbians. But I guess we can’t have everything.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Indeed, you can’t have everything.
I didn’t expect the lesbians either. Needless to say I was pleasantly surprised.
It has now come to my attention that Ghost Hunt is streaming free on Hulu. It’ll now take a little longer for my eyes to recover.
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May 18th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
lesbian murder mystery sounds cool. so ill put this on the list.
also… you should have just nailed that horny bitch THEN proceeded to tell you she was not allowed to spend time around you. or wait… is that why all girls i’ve had sex with now hate me?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Fair point. I haven’t seen her since then. Guess it wouldn’t have made a difference whether she hated me or not.
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May 18th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Awesome. I’ll finish watching this someday.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
I knew you’d like my chart
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May 18th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
What, you mean they don’t hook up? I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD’VE AVOIDED THIS POST UNTIL I FINISHED THE SHOW.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Before I sold out, I used asterisks at the end of each post title to indicate the spoiler level:
This post would’ve only had the single asterisk. Suck it up.
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May 18th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
As much as I love Mouryou no Hako, I actually (like I almost always do) agree with the blind raptor. Except that the spirit otaku is damn awesome AFTER he’s done useless chatting in earlier episodes.
*your second link is dead
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 18th, 2010 at 11:57 pm
The spirit otaku was totally badass when he busted into that temple and wrecked that old dude. I also respect him for solving the mystery at the end, but don’t you think it would’ve been nice if some of the others contributed a bit? My main beef was with the blond guy. He was plenty capable and still didn’t do anything. At least we knew the glasses guy was useless, and at least the police guy pushed the plot forward.
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May 18th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
honestly, I’m a little sad the “asexual adventures” tag didn’t have any more posts. I mean, who doesn’t want to hear about adventures?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 12:00 am
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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May 18th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Seconding what otou-san said. I was expecting a glorious epic that makes Odysseus kneel down and cry, though I suppose surviving for 65 million years past your time is awesome enough.
But yeah, this series really captured my attention… then fell off the map due to subs not keeping up. Guess I have a reason to return to it with this seal of approval.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 12:20 am
I was just testing the waters. I feared my adventures may have been too adventurous for you all to handle. Just look, there are only 15 comments so far. Some of my readers must’ve suffered heart attacks.
You’ll have a lot of fun analyzing the music in this series. It’s not like there’s better to do during the spirit filler.
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May 18th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
i liked the show alright. the thing that made me the happiest was getting a special screen shot of the cat showing some naughty bits! *swoon*
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 12:08 am
I think you’ve been hanging around mefloraine a little too much.
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May 19th, 2010 at 1:00 am
Somehow, this has inspired me to finally watch Hikaru no Go.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 1:09 am
Was it the ambiguously gay ghost in the spirits post?
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Glo Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Indeed it was.
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May 19th, 2010 at 7:29 am
I have been using anime as my chastity belt whenever I feel the need to protect my womenhood from moronic dickhead
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Anime is the ultimate chastity belt. Not even Star Trek unsexes its viewers as thoroughly as anime.
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May 19th, 2010 at 8:23 am
What an awesome way of how this series saved you xD
I need to catch up on this series…. if only the subs didn’t halt for too long that time =_= But I don’t remember being annoyed/bored on the spirit talk like most people…. hhhmmm… ah, maybe ‘coz I like spirit stuff as much as mystery. ehehe ^^;
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Some people like spirits. Some people like watching paint dry. More power to them. Not that I could ever imagine Hyper Pyro being bored anyway.
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May 19th, 2010 at 8:34 am
…and once more, Baka-Raptor’s chastity remains protected.
I’ll check this show out, long-winded conversations about spirits sounds just like Bakemonogatari anyway.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Well, at least Bakemonogatari distracts you with fancy visuals. The spirit talk in Mouryou no Hako makes you feel like you’re watching a university lecture.
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May 19th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Lesbians!? I’m in! I’ll just skip the sausage fest in the middle and this should be an excellent series.
Btw. I wish you the best about your eyes. Good luck.
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May 19th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
That sad truth is that you could probably cut out all the spirit filler without missing a damn thing. You don’t need to know anything about spirits to follow the plot, kind of like how you could watch Saki or Akagi without knowing how to play Mahjong.
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May 19th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Oh I remember how pissed off I was that the subs were so delayed for this show because I liked it a lot (and not just because of woo! CLAMP character designs!). I did watch it as each episode finally came out, but got utterly confused half the time and ended up marathoning it when it was complete anyway.
Is it bad that I found the episodes where the 4 fellas were just sitting about chatting interesting?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 19th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Yes, it’s so bad that I don’t think I can talk to you anymore.
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Caraniel Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 7:26 am
Nyoro~n
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May 19th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I read most comments/replies and i don’t think your post alone would do the trick well without them. =)
really, it is hard to have a girl watching anime with you if she isn’t shy/timid or loves anime, most girls aren’t interested in anything but boring TV shows and soap operas, that’s why my tactic to invite girls to play video-games was (and still is) a major sucess for years to come yet, of course, the wii is the perfect plataform to do this kinda trick because of its casual games that even a puny can play (mario kart for example)
now, for the chastity thing… it really makes sense, because there’re weeks that i “manage” to have free time every noon to watch animes and there’re whole weeks (like this past one), in which i haven’t seen a single episode in the whole week, because…well…you should know already
For the show alone, ++ would be enough to pick a new show to watch, but i preffer to pick the +++ ones, GUARANTEED SATISFACTION.
Filler Comment Ratio 9/10
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Sometimes I purposefully leave stuff out of my post because I know I’ll cover it in the comments. Even thought I’m not quite as lazy as I used to be, I’m still damn efficient.
The problem you mentioned about girls is fundamentally the problem with most people: they’re boring. I can tolerate them if they like non-boring things (like anime and my site), but not if they make stupid comments about it.
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May 20th, 2010 at 4:16 am
So you’re “ronery”?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I’m better off arone
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Guy Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:20 am
That’s what all of them say.
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May 20th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
What did the 3 useless individuals do after the one guy solved the whole thing like the great Conan Edogawa?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 2:01 am
They walked into a bar. A punchline followed.
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Michael Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:21 pm
lol cn u tk me 2 da bar|
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May 21st, 2010 at 1:46 am
This show made about 800% more sense after I read the first book from the series it was adapted from (Mouryou no Hako is the second book). It was just easier to follow since I’d met everyone before and gotten to know them in the book, so it was easier for me to go back and re-read parts and get to understand the characters that way.
The book I read, Natsu no Ubume (Summer of the Ubume in the English language release), also had some very long philosophical-style parts about spirits and people, etc. It was definitely a bit dense and difficult to follow, but it was simpler than trying to follow the similar moments in the Mouryou no Hako adaptation. I’d love to see the live action movie version to see how it handled all that.
If you liked the anime, I really, really recommend reading Summer of the Ubume.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 2:19 am
Reading is still rough on my eyes. I’m currently unliterate. I’ll add the book to the list of things I’ll do when my eyes get better. Right now it’s at #150, right after playing Ocarina of Time.
I can listen to it now if it’s on audiobook. If it’s not, I’ll allow you to read the book to me, but only if you’re good at doing voices.
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digital boy Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 5:48 am
I’m good at doing voices. I might be up to this for the compensated cost of the book itself.
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May 21st, 2010 at 3:31 am
I hated this because no one finished subbing it for more than a year. I mean, I could have waited a few months, but I just forgot about it. I’ll watch this if I have time and I can still find seeds.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 11:31 pm
According to comment #25, you might have more fun reading it. And that’s the universal “you.” “You” in particular will definitely have more fun reading it.
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Michael Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:22 pm
I hope to be able to find that book one of these days. Thanks.
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May 22nd, 2010 at 11:09 pm
DO YOU USE YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM OF CHOICE IN HIGH RESOLUTION OR WOULD THAT MAKE IT WORSE. I THINK MY VISION IS GOING TO SHIT TOO, I CAN’T GET NEW GLASSES UNTIL AUGUST
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May 26th, 2010 at 1:32 am
1440×900. My laptop sucks in every other resolution it supports.
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May 23rd, 2010 at 9:32 pm
You should get the Anime Chastity Loin Locker. It has a picture of Asuka on it shouting “Baka!”
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 1:48 am
Maybe if it actually plays her voice. Bonus points if it’s motion-activated.
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May 24th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
you’d better steamroll hanner’s into nonexistence or I am going to steal your eyes which will give me even greater powers than before
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Robert Weizer Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 4:55 am
sure, I’ll be blind, but I’ll have magical sensory powers and hopefully I won’t end up like that twat with the black hair and I’ll be more like the magical silver-haired god david bowie
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 1:30 am
He likes K-ON. I won’t be able to hold back.
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Robert Weizer Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
i’ll have to help in some fashion
this will occur sometime after hell freezing over when I do my Tylor megapost
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May 25th, 2010 at 9:11 am
So I randomly decided I wanted to read your older posts that I hadn’t read before. I started from the post-sellout beginning and read you LoGH post. Everything was going fine until I got to this sentence.
>>>Everything about this anime rules (except the graphics, but that’s because it’s old). Watch it.
>>>except the graphics
>>>graphics
I just ragequit your archives.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 1:44 am
digitalboy quitting? I am shock.
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Robert Weizer Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
i ragequit gigantor because it had shit tier graphix
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June 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Making people watch anime is almost as effective as a chastity belt.
I’ve never heard of this. I’ll have to look it up. I always like lesbians.
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