My eyes are better!

Look how happy I am

I was certain that taking a break from anime would help my eyes get better. What I didn’t expect was to get better so quickly! I’d been feeling progressively better over the past few days, but that’s nothing out of the ordinary. Some days I’m better; other days I’m worse. I didn’t think much of it. Then I woke up this morning with my eyes feeling perfectly normal. No tightness, irritation, dryness, redness, or anything like that. My eyes were completely at peace. I’d forgotten what it felt like. The wrinkles are still there, but they might thin out over time.

I suspected the condition my only be temporary. I didn’t feel the need to force myself to stay in bed until the last possible second to give my eyes as much rest as possible, but I slept in anyway. I drove cautiously, but I didn’t have that lingering feeling that I was going to crash at every intersection. I went to work and actually got work done for once. I so shocked to still be feeling good after work that I broke my no-anime resolution to watch the You Are Umasou movie. It sucked, but I didn’t care. I was happy enough to be able to watch the whole thing without having to pause every three minutes to give my eyes a break.

After the movie, I figured I’d cook something time-consuming for once, since I wouldn’t have to worry about getting raw food in my eyes from rubbing them all the time. Then I had a better idea: why not get my girlfriend to cook for me? I drove to her house as quickly as I could, which, coincidentally, got me there just in time to protect her from an army of zombie ninja that was attacking her for some reason (or minding its own business, I didn’t really care). I fought them off with only three hand seals and a magical gourd. My girlfriend was so happy that she built me a perpetual motion machine.

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33 people love sucking up to me

  1. Glo says:

    A similar thing happened to me today. Me and my three hot girlfriends all had lots of sex. Then we all watched a lot of anime, because all hot girls love anime.

  2. congratulations. now watch the rest of daitarn 3 so i won’t have to.

  3. chii says:

    yay dinosaurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  4. Dez691 says:

    Augh, I wish I had a perpetual motion machine

  5. Valence says:

    Screw your girlfriend, for stealing my patents!

  6. Tapir du jour says:

    You only used three hand seals? That doesn’t sound right…

  7. Ryan A says:

    Maaaaaan, get Rohto, minty eyedrops.

  8. Michael says:

    I forgot it was April 1 until

    >girlfriend

    herp.

  9. this is not a name (seriously) says:

    It was nice to a use of the “SUDDENLY X-THOUSANDS OF THEM!” meme in the apparently original context since I “missed out” on it until it was already stale.

  10. yet another day in the life of baka raptor

  11. Baka-Raptor is working hard, dating a girl, fighting ninja zombies and watching shitty anime up to the point his eyes aren’t getting any strain again. (Magic Elixir anyone ?)

    This obviously has to be an April Fool’s joke !

    Haha!

  12. Yi says:

    The point is somewhat lost when read after April first… Still cool story. Had me convinced for the briefest moment.

  13. oooo says:

    I recommend you to watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica for your better eye treatment!

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