April 2021: Database

The back wall of my studio is finally complete with the final addition being a tapestry of Echidna, the star of Re:Zero Season 2. It’s a shame this exemplary specimen of womanhood wasn’t in literally every scene.

How do you review JuJutsu Kaisen without comparing it to Naruto and Bleach? I couldn’t.

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Season 2 partnered with a candy producer to make gummy slimes. Whoever thought of that deserves to be president.

Several years back, I tweeted that Umineko was more or less the same as a 2012 movie called Life of Pi. This was met with nothing but sarcasm and derision. Well, now who’s laughing?

In perhaps the most important video I’ve ever made, I break down Hari Kondabolu’s hit piece “The Problem with Apu” and call him out for being a whiny little bitch.

Log Horizon Season 3 has a few problems. First of all, the intro song is no longer Database. Second of all, I forgot everything that happened in Season 1 & 2. Third of all, by time Season 4 comes out, I’ll have forgotten everything that happened in Season 3.

The Japanese Patent Office released a manga. You heard me. If I’m up to snuff on my national stereotypes, soon we’ll see USPTO examiners dancing on TikTok.

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