I love Alice, but Baka-Raptor was right – that stuck-up little princess needs to show me some respect. Alice knew I was exhausted last night, but that didn’t stop her from yelling at me.
That’s what I hate about having roommates: they’re always trying to keep me awake.
Despite the continued harassment, I was kind enough to treat Alice to a picnic. How does she show her appreciation? By walking out on me! That’s it – I’m taking a nap. (Add the “epic banana peel slip” and broken glass for cliché theatrics)
Still trying to wake me up? You’re dead to me!
HAHAHAHA, what’s the matter?! Can’t do shit without your Athena-senpai holding your hand? Let’s see how much fun I can have with this…
How’s that Alice? I remembered the fatass dog’s name but not yours! Feel like apologizing yet? Why don’t you start by paying for my lunch?
Is picking my favorite drink a matter of instinct or conscious thought? If I pick the wrong one, will she think I’m faking it? Then again, if I pick the right one, she might realize that I haven’t actually lost my memory. But you don’t have to be Kira to want to win a tennis match.
Why, the best one for beating you.
I’ve remembered everything but you Alice. That’s gotta hurt. Learned your lesson yet? Want the old Athena back? Show me you mean it!
Yes! More! More!
No, don’t get in my way! GAH, too late. Whatever, I made my point. Now Alice will start respecting me, and we can all live happily ever after.