Paper Flower is the Worst Blog Ever
Paper Flower has the worst banner I’ve ever seen in my life. First of all, it doesn’t have any dinosaurs. Second of all, the girl is carrying an umbrella even though it’s not raining. Third of all, it doesn’t say “Paper Flower” anywhere. Last time I checked, your blog was named Paper Flower, not Paper Hana. Somebody’s jealous of websites that can legitimately use kanji.
mefloraine, the author of Paper Flower, is too much of a coward to capitalize her name. She’s also a tsundere, as she can’t decide whether she obsessively follows me or just happens to like me a lot.
mefloraine always goes tsun tsun in her comments no matter how great my posts are. Look at what she wrote in my Queen’s Blade II post:
I’m not interested in watching boobies flying around for 20 minutes at a time.
Really? I just checked out Paper Dream, the project you recently founded to promote “beautiful and inspiring” artwork. You know what mefloraine finds beautiful and inspiring? Women. Every single picture she’s ever posted has a girl in it. Looks like you love boobies after all, you closet lesbian.
Some sideburns are just weird…actually, many sideburns are pretty weird. Especially in anime.
mefloraine claims her site is about discussing art, but her true intentions can be found by rearranging the letters of p-a-p-e-r f-l-o-w-e-r:
- rape per fowl
- rape per wolf
So not only does mefloraine rape animals, she rapes them in evenly divided increments. You will not find a more sick, twisted person on the internet.
To summarize: mefloraine is a jealous tsundere lesbian rapist. That may sound awesome, but trust me, her website sucks, and you should never ever visit it. Her URL sucks too. What the hell is the “laxrec” in http://laxrec.wordpress.com/ supposed to mean?
By the way, she likes K-ON, the worst anime ever. Why am I not surprised…
On a completely unrelated note, I’ve been entered into an anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest. I have no idea who I’m up against, but regardless of who it is, I ask only that you look deep inside your soul and vote for the more deserving candidate.
Tags: jealous tsundere lesbian rapist, mefloraine, meta is bullshit, or is it?, paper flower, sleazy attack ads, winning a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering my eyesight
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:21 am
Haters gotta hate.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:27 am
Yes, definitionally.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:23 am
Wow, I had no idea Paper Flower was such a terrible blog. You’ve done this blogosphere a great service… despite your poor grammar and spelling.
On an unrelated note, I’ll vote for your blog… despite not knowing who you’re up against.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:30 am
No, check out my competition before you vote. I won’t accept a hollow victory.
Just to set the record straight, everything I write is in full compliance with the 15th edition of the Chicago Manual of Style. Plus, I got a 5 on the AP Language and Composition test back in 2002.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:28 am
winning a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering my eyesight
Damn straight it is!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:31 am
But that’s only if I win. Coming in second or worse would completely ruin my life.
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coburn Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Coming in second would be the greatest shame, as it would indicate that you had the power but bottled it. The only honourable paths would be victory or an ignominious and total defeat to whoever it exactly is that you’re up against.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
I mercifully plan to spare my opponents’ honor by beating them as mercilessly as possible.
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Kabitzin Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
A wise man once said “If you’re not first, you’re last.”
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Spoken like a true a winner. Or a huge loser who wanted to pretend he was in a tie for second.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Everything I’ve ever known has led me to believe that a “jealous tsundere lesbian rapist” would be the pinnacle of hotness. How does one resist against such temptatious powers?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:01 am
She’s under 18. That makes all the difference.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Mefloraine is not a she
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:00 am
I’m talking about mefloraine, not Mefloraine.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:55 am
I thought meffy was the Yandere /o/
Fits the ‘jealous’ and ‘rapist’ aspects better =P
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:03 am
That would be true if she raped out of jealousy, but the “jealous” and “rapist” parts are divorced. It’s not like she’s jealous of the animals she rapes. Or is she? I never knew about this. mefloraine is even sicker than I thought.
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I wish I was an animal, so I rape out of spite.
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May 12th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Can you smell it?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:08 am
Figuratively? Yes.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:02 am
you gotta try harder if you wanna convince me not to vote for a tsundere lesbian rapist. i’m just kidding of course i’ll vote for ya, you blind manly pedophile-hating lesbian-loving dinosaur
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Wait, I’m up against a tsundere lesbian rapist? I’m fucked.
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Chevy787 Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
In all technical terms, you would not be “fucked” since you aren’t a women. Rather fortunate if I may say so myself…for all of us men. Especially those with sideburns.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:03 am
We knew it was coming. Once again Bakaraptor and (questionable) lesbians cross paths.
PF is strong and equipped with (awesome) suggestive artwork, but not as strong as dinosaurs. But your final description almost got me for a second there.. then I hit the K-on part and that closed the deal. Also I hear s/he doesn’t like yandere. Who doesn’t like yandere.
May the best dinosaur win even though I won’t know who you’re up against until I go vote.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:11 am
She’s a tsundere, so she probably doesn’t mean it.
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Netto Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 10:33 am
I hate yanderes.
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Scars of Wednesdays past?
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:07 am
WTB analysis of rapes per fowl
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Take the first derivative of mefloraine’s rapes per fowl with respect to time. She does an amazing 10 rapes per fowl per second!
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:12 am
Tsun tsun tsundere….
This is going to be a hard choice, but I have to admit… you have a good sense of humor… :p
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:29 am
She’s the most tsun tsun tsundere I’ve ever seen. Look what she wrote in my Seitokai no Ichizon post. I’d be shocked if she doesn’t have twin tails.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:31 am
You know, I would’ve easily voted for you if you didn’t include the lesbian part. Now I have a hard time.
In the end though, you’re just that awesome that I should go against my nature to vote for the blind dinosaur.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Look on the bright side: if I can beat the lesbian, I can be anyone! The sacrifice was necessary, kind of like Tomoe and Shizuka.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:34 am
Oh God, Paper Flower’s banner text is in Papyrus *rips hair out*
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
It’s -Paper Flower- though! Papyrus fits it perfectly!
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polymetrica Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
But papyrus is not paper at all.
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Yes, but you do write on it.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
I don’t think it’s such a big deal. If you really want to criticize mefloraine’s fonts, look at her blogroll. The title font is smaller than the list element font. Unbelievable!
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:40 am
rape per fowl. LMAO. this post is so going to make her blog even more popular. I hope it won’t back fire
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
That’s how you play the game. You can get away with all the shit talking you want if you can trick people into thinking it’ll make the other site more popular.
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Glo Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
If it looks like a rat, and smells like a rat…
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May 12th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Oh Baka-Raptor…
Gotta propel you forward one more round, so I’ll vote for you, but don’t think it’s because I want you to win or anything, mkay?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
I would never be so presumptuous. Humility—that’s my motto.
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May 12th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Sooooo, mefloraine = Shizuru?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Think of her as Shizuru’s lesbian raping + Natsuki’s tsunderism + Shiho’s jealousy. The Shiho thing kinda ruins it.
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May 12th, 2010 at 11:51 am
laxrec could mean she’s taking laxatives recreationally. That’s pretty sick and twisted if you ask me. Who would do that to themselves?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Since mefloraine hasn’t responded to your comment, we can only assume it’s exactly as you said. I’m not surprised; she is an artist after all.
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
It’s good fun!
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May 12th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
And meantime, somewhere in the depths of galaxy someone types “rape per fowl”, a kitty dies and Paper Flower’s website shows up. :/
There’s no way I’m gonna vote for a closet lesbian who rapes wolves. Just…no. Blind dinousaur’s OK though.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I swear on my life, I have never once raped a fowl, even though dinosaurs are closely related to birds.
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May 12th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Just to be fair, I ran Baka Raptor through an anagram checker, and came up with “A Bat Ark Pro” and “Bra Oak Trap”.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Both describe my site aptly. I am a pro at hitting arks with a baseball bat, and I’ve been known to set animal traps by tying bras to oak trees. Don’t worry though, once I trap an animal in the bra, I eat it. No rape.
By the way, “sea slugs” is an anagram for “ass glues”. Better think of a good explanation in case we face off at some point.
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hellomotto Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Hence, why I decided to join the team in the first place. You’re too slow with these things.
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Kabitzin Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 1:20 am
That’s because you might just laugh your ass off at my puns.
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May 12th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Oh Baka-Raptor, you’re such a tsundere~
ℳℴℯ~❤
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Salsk Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
You were right, her blog really sucks.
If I wanted to browse pixiv, I’d BROWSE pixiv.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Of course I’m right. What motivation would I have to lie?
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May 12th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Oh man, if you’re up against a tsundere lesbian rapist, you’re doomed.
On an unrelated note, I am not a tsundere lesbian rapist! I am not tsundere!
By the way, I’m voting for you. It’s not like I want to or anything, your blog is just first alphabetically!
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digital boy Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
This seems to contradict what you told me before…
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mefloraine Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
What and when?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
As expected of a tsundere.
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May 12th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Negatives = criminals.
I’m not voting for a criminal.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
You should’ve seen the pic before I photoshopped the evil twirly mustache off her.
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May 12th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
>>By the way, she likes K-ON, the worst anime ever. Why am I not surprised…
My options are a lesbian rapist (one of Digital Boy’s Top 10 Lesbian Combinations) and a guy who thinks K-On is the worst anime ever. If I hadn’t already voted for Baka-Raptor and tried to vote for him again before reading this post, I would have changed my vote!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Allow me to correct myself. K-ON isn’t the worst show ever. It’s only the worst anime I’ve seen to completion. No exaggeration. I checked My Anime List to confirm it.
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digital boy Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I’m willing to accept that.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Let me correct myself again: anime TV series. Specials, OVAs, movies, and the like don’t count.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Would it be wrong to say that I’m a fan of tsundere rapists? Especially those that are lesbians? Even if my ex was one? Bestiality never hurt either.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Factually wrong? No. Morally wrong? Probably.
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
This was short and sweet. Very very sweet.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
’twas
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May 12th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Wait ? Didn’t you like lesbians anymore, my dear ナルト-Raptor ?
What this post (and all this comments) doesn’t explain is: why are you picking on the flower girl that badly ?
PS: Voted twice, Definitionally for YOU
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
She asked for it!
It’s because I love lesbians that I need to inform them of their shortcomings. I’m harsh because I care. And this has nothing to do with desperately wanting to win any anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest that may or may not be going on.
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Laguna Loire Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 11:28 am
I understand…maybe she was lonely and wanting some attention, you are http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ a kind gentle-raptor person.
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May 12th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
lol u cn tk me to the bar|
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
gt th 2 A nnnry
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May 12th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
What the fuck is this bullshit Baka-Raptor? Is this just for that stupid contest? We already know that you’re gonna win. Also, if it’s the worst blog ever, it should be mine.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 12th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Contest? What contest? Oh, you mean that anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest? I’m not paying much attention to it.
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May 13th, 2010 at 1:27 am
Just saying, but that it does say “Paper Flower” on the banner. That symbol means flower in chinese, and “hana” in japanese. Yeah, just pointing that out. Other than that, I agree that Paper Flower is a retarded blog.
-a huge fan of your blog
P.S. Make more posts damnit
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Sure, it means flower, but it doesn’t say flower. She has pictures of flowers too, but those don’t say flower either. She could put “Paper Fleur” on her blog for all I care. It still wouldn’t say flower, and it’d still suck, just like Marc-Andre Fleury.
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Dudebro Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
I didn’t understand anything of what you just said but for some reason I am extremely convinced
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May 13th, 2010 at 5:06 am
lol i voted for paperflower
! paperflower ftw even though your blog is funnier
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 8:38 am
You’ll pay for this, OneDollar!
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OneDollar Reply:
May 13th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
lol
edit: melflorine sounds like margarine + florine
edit 2: sorry for the typo its mefloraine not melflorine lolz
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May 13th, 2010 at 10:33 am
I have one beef with this pwnage post: Umbrellas were not meant to protect from rain.
If haters gotta hate by definition, then umbrellas provide shade by definition. “umbra” means “shade”. Also, another name for umbrella is “parasol”, which literally translates into “stop sun”.
So, in fact, the umbrella in the banner suggests an alliance with the forces of darkness and shady business groups from ANCIENT EUROPE.
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fakoly Reply:
May 14th, 2010 at 5:11 am
OH GOD YOU ARE RIGHT
King of the Internet, is he not?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
(rhetorical question)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
No wonder her umbrella is decorated with a frog, the symbol of the devil in medieval Europe due to the Catholic church associating the frog as one of the animals witches use as a familiar.
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May 13th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
good work. this is some high quality smack talk.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
The best is yet to come.
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May 13th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
maybe I should take a different angle with hakasen and write about wild canine and barnyard fowl forced sexual activity
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Doubt you could pull it off. Hakasen doesn’t have many options.
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Robert Weizer Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
yeah, guess I’m stuck writing about ska hens and sea ankhs
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May 15th, 2010 at 1:00 am
OK, I lol’d.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
A comment befitting an anagram of your name: Thanking Memos. These things are never wrong.
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May 15th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I have to agree with you on this one Baka-Raptor, Paper Flower is just a terrible blog. I read a few posts on there a few weeks ago and I have to say that they were too cut and dry. I was expecting more interesting content, but IMO I don’t think I will be going back there anytime soon.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Too cut and dry? Was the Jealous Tsundere Lesbian Rapist remark false advertising?
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May 16th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Because making a sleazy attack ad so you can win a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering your eyesight. Only Baka-raptor is that cunning.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
My doctor said that winning a circle-jerk popularity contest would be the most effective way to get better.
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May 16th, 2010 at 11:42 am
[...] Seduce Scamp, RP, and/or mefloraineWell… this would be a bit awkward. But mefloraine is a jealous tsundere lesbian rapist, so if you vote for Rabbit Poets, you could end being seduced by a rare irresistible breed. (On [...]
May 16th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
And so the mud slinging begins…
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Good thing she has an umbrella.
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May 17th, 2010 at 9:05 am
Half-assed smear campaigns are one of the myriad things that make you great.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
The fully-assed smear campaigns are yet to come.
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May 17th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Forgive me for speaking out of line Baka-Raptor.
But after venturing through mefloraine’s so called “Paper Dream” project it would appear that she in fact, prefers flat chested little girls. So her dislike of boobies every 20 minutes is not as unreasonable as you claim and the fact she likes K-ON reinforces it.
And thus, your assumption about her being a ‘jealous tsundere lesbian rapist’ is inaccurate for she is really a ‘jealous tsundere lesbian pedophile who enjoys the act of rape’.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
So she’s a jealous tsundere lesbian statutory rapist. Makes sense. I sincerely doubt those wolves and fowl were at least 18 years old.
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May 18th, 2010 at 6:19 am
I promised myself I wouldn’t never vote in this popularity contest, but I suck up to Baka-Raptor not to.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
You win a Maid Guy badge.
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May 20th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I don’t read the internets for a few days and look what a gem of a post I missed. SIGHS!
BTW find a good anagram for Jeremy Irons.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 20th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Minor Jersey
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May 21st, 2010 at 1:46 pm
No love for poor little meffy ;-;
I have to admit though, that I laughed my ass off xD
Rape per wolf… I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Poor wolves… On the other hand, it could be Wolf per rape O_O It’s a double-edged knife
Anyways, I’ll vote for you even if that was the only post you had ever written, you won that vote~
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
May 21st, 2010 at 11:21 pm
The poll closed a few days ago. You are now contractually obligated to carry over your promised vote to the next poll, whenever it is, assuming I won this poll. I shall now go check for the first time ever.
Holy shit, I was up against mefloraine? What a coincidence! I really kicked her ass!
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Eri Reply:
May 22nd, 2010 at 5:02 am
Lol, I was talking for the next round. Sorry for not defining that~
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June 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 am
[...] Still not as sick as mefloraine. [...]
June 3rd, 2010 at 4:48 am
Hey Baka-Raptor!
I bring some shocking evidence which further solidifies your theory!
I knew that mefloraine’s banner image looked familiar, so I checked my porn stash, and yup.
The image is from a softcore C77 doujin named Nijiiro Densho.
You probably guessed this by know but, this doujin is full of naked or partially naked girls, and NO GUYS.
You were completely right from the start, and I will never doubt your word again.
http://www.mediafire.com/?no4hgcyohhk
Here’s the link if you want to, you know *cough* “investigate”.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 5th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
This explains the see-through top, well-defined nipple bumps, and apparent pantielessness. Excellent research.
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June 15th, 2010 at 7:35 am
[...] the rapist and the liar left their Twitter pages publicly open. Kabitzin’s deviance was clearly in a [...]
July 21st, 2010 at 3:16 am
you’re just that awesome that I should go against my nature to vote for the blind dinosaur.
paper flower are uses in background.
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