Talk-A-Raptor 6.5: The Most Interesting Anime Blogger in the World
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June 19th, 2010 at 11:38 am
I don’t always eat pizza, but…I’ve been known to have a dos equis every now and again
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
So that’s why you haven’t been updating
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June 19th, 2010 at 11:50 am
o/
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Good one
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June 19th, 2010 at 11:55 am
I would love to vote for you, but you just cynicise everything, and your black background pisses me off.
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Robert Weizer Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
get out heathen
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Thank you!
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A Day Without Me Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Then, no, actually you wouldn’t love to vote for him.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Love comes in many forms
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A Day Without Me Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
So you are of the school of thought wherein hate is basically just another form of love.
Hmm. Guess a lot of people love you, then.
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A Day Without Me Reply:
June 21st, 2010 at 12:10 am
P.S. I love… no, wait…
P.S. I am gay for you.
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Kairu Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 3:18 am
FUCK OFF. Black is sexy.
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June 19th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Is this your secret weapon, Baka-Raptor ?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
It was my secret weapon.
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June 19th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Your poll needs moe-raptor as an option.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Raptorko is plenty moe
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Applehat Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Continued reading, turns out that your material is pretty good after the XXX’s blog is the worst blog ever.
Pretty ironic that the posts that were supposed to make my vote for you resulted in me to blog against you. D=
And you should look after your eyes.
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June 19th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
man I voted for you, I’d do it again and again but I don’t know how to work ELEVEN PROXIES AND SPICES (and that’s unethical anyways, I respect you enough to not proxyvote)
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Proxy votes supposedly get thrown out anyway
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Robert Weizer Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:09 am
even if they’re behind eleven proxies and spices?
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June 19th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I can’t decide if you posting three times or Sea Slugs compaigning so hard is more of a shock.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
It’s a lot more shocking that I posted three times. It’s only natural that the Worst! Blog Ever would have to campaign hard to beat me.
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June 19th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Only twelve votes!
You’re catching up on them!
Go go go!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
It’s a moving target. May need 12, may need 112.
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Zwein Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I really really hope you gonna win.
I don’t understand how loli sea cucumber could possibly win.
They took the ugliest creature of the sea and mixed it with pedophilia. This shit can’t be right.
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June 19th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
You can juggle, drum AND spin a disc on your finger? And there are people who still can’t find a reason to vote for you? Unbelievable!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 19th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
I was actually spinning a book. Sorry for not putting that in the credits.
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June 19th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
I have voted on my family pc. Now you are 11 votes ahead of the sea slug
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Way to take all the credit for the good deeds of 10 other people.
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June 19th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Woah, you’re in the lead again. Come on…squash those slugs.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Squashing is too quick a death. I’d rather pour salt on them.
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June 19th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
If you win, we should have a celebration.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Al Gore style.
(Won’t like to the clip unless I win)
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June 20th, 2010 at 12:03 am
Nice sideburns, bro.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Right back at ya, bro.
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June 20th, 2010 at 12:19 am
If my family hasn’t shilled for you enough, I will shill for you in meatspace when I meet some anime bloggers later this afternoon. Then start working on those posts you owe me.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:41 am
If you see Rakuen, yell at him for not sucking up to me lately.
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June 20th, 2010 at 1:19 am
first of all, i voted for you a couple of times.
second of all, that commercial was perfect, it had everything. well, except for a man eating his own head. but that would be tough to find.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:50 am
I’m working on it. It’s no fun if I’ve already achieved absolute perfection.
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June 20th, 2010 at 4:10 am
I told you, strike them now.
oh well, at least your getting close(should I say that?) to the point of closing…better take a chance now.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 11:46 am
I’m reminded of the fable of the raptor and the slug. The raptor and the slug were in a race. The raptor got out to a lead and took a nap. When woke up, he was shocked to find out he lost.
If I wanted to win, I shouldn’t have gone to sleep with the lead at 2AM.
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~xxx Reply:
June 21st, 2010 at 4:53 am
and the raptor has learned a very important lesson… in order to win, Pull an all-nighter.
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June 20th, 2010 at 6:44 am
Do you at least get free pizza for advertising? You’d deserve it.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 11:48 am
One time I went to IVP with my slutty cousin. She dropped the pizza while she was carrying it. They replaced it for free. I only tipped them $1. This ad should be payment in full, plus interest.
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June 20th, 2010 at 6:59 am
He can juggle, play drums, spin a BOOK on one finger and HAS MANLY SIDEBURNS – last minute voters, what are you waiting for?!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Maybe they were waiting to hear my stance on abortion.
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Hana Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Maybe they were all vampire- and Ska-loving women. Oh well, would’ve been fun if we were up against each other later, although Impz reckons psgels will soon kick our arses out too.
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June 20th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Noooooooooooooo!
A sad day for Indians. Even the most awesome of us all could not bring success.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I guess Indians overvalue the ability to spin stuff on your finger.
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June 20th, 2010 at 11:25 am
You lose Raptor, As you said earlier, Sea Slugs Worst Anime Blog Ever had a hard time campaigning in the whole blogosphere to beat you up, probably those guys didn’t even sleep for the last couple of days, asking every single child in the one laptop for child project (http://laptop.org/en/children/index.shtml) to vote for them.
I did what i could, but guess that wasn’t enough compared to the despair those guys had to win this round =(
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
It’s my fault for underestimating them. I never thought the match would reach 400, let alone 600. They were only around 250 in their previous matches.
In any case, this was a de facto semi-final. Any future match by either me or them would be a blowout. This isn’t a bad place to go down.
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June 20th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
It was a good run, but you had a six-man blog and one unrelated douche (novajinx) campaigning against you. Let’s say you’ve squashed those slugs in spirit.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Comment #6000!
I’m more than happy with the results. My 581 vote total is the second highest 5-day total so far. It’ll probably remain in the top 5 by the end.
Novajinx’s blog is memetic circle-jerk trash. I’d be shocked if he drove in more than 10 votes.
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Elf Reply:
June 21st, 2010 at 10:59 am
I’d be shocked if the douche affected the votes at all! All that he got was a spike in his hit count.
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June 20th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Is the pizza really that good?
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
res ipsa loquitur
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June 20th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
You lost. goddamnfuckers.
That’s it. I’m washing my hands clean from this stinking shit.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
On the bright side, I can finally get back to writing anime posts. Ideally I won’t have to use the “meta is bullshit” tag until next year.
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June 20th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Hey look, you’re finally out of the tourney.
Now REST YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I’m off to the mountains. Got some serious training ahead of me. Six more weeks of eye abuse to come.
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June 20th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
May I ask which hair product you use for your hair? If that’s just bed-head, then I must know the bed you sleep on! I MUST HAVE THAT BED!!!
Well Banana-Republic, it was a good run… BUT SLUGS ARE FASTER!!! *ba dum PSH*
Also, not to stroke your invisible e-phallus, but you’re pretty cute :3 x159
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I have an evil bed with an ancient curse. It’s the pillow that does my hair. It also has neck support.
Slugs aren’t faster. They just don’t sleep.
Now that I know what you consider cute, I’m a lot less shocked that you like K-ON.
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Jesus159159159 Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Less shocked… then this means… *thinks about it for a while* there was a time period when you were more shocked that I liked K-ON!! Since you were more shocked, there must be a reason why you were more shocked, because if I were, say, a girl, you would be less shocked because most girls like this type of anime (/sexist). This can only mean that there was a time period when you thought I was really cool, because you wouldn’t be shocked if a lame person liked K-ON!! Your sentence implies that there is some quality about myself that you really appreciate, but since I do in fact like K-ON, you were surprised and are confused on how to perceive me! I’ll take this as a compliment!
Also, I told you that I LOVE/FUCK K-ON, and that means I’LL FUCK YOU TOO!!! YO!! I DON’T THINK BAKA HAD ENOUGH OF MAH PHAT RHYMES, LAY ME DAT BEAT WHITE BOY!!! *era-era*
BOOM CHIKAA BOOM TAP BOOM CHIKKA BOOM TAP!!
LISTEN TO THIS BEAT IT’S MAD COOL AND NOT WHACK!!
PASS ME SOME SODA AND WE CAN HAVE A CHIT-CHAT!!
BAKA-RAPTOR-TALK-A-RAPTOR LIKE A BITCH-ASS!!!
YO, YOU CAN TAKE MAH RITALIN, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE MAH FLOW!!
MESS WIT ME AND I’LL SQUISH YOU LIKE PLAY-DOH!!
THE ALI-SHUFFLE PUNCH YOU LIKE K-O!!
I WILL ONLY STOP IF KABITZIN SAY-SO
*cricket cricket*… yeaaah! You’re lucky Kabitzin’s holding me back, ’cause if he weren’t, your ears would be the least of your worries! Yo! Let’s be friends and you can pass me some curry! (okay, really, I’ll stop now…)
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June 20th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
That was one sexy commercial.
Damn you for losing and denying me my epic final battle! I don’t know Sea slugs nor Psgels well enough to have an epic final battle against them! (since you know it’s one of them).
Anyway calling it a ‘de facto final battle’ kind of betrays the purpose of formatting the tournament this way, I would think.
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Baka-Raptor Reply:
June 20th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Relax, I only called it a de facto semi-final. And it’s true, unless you can point to someone other than psgels who can put up 600 votes.
I was going to put that Talk-A-Raptor special in the attack post, but I didn’t think I’d need it. Seriously, how did Kabitzin pull 600 votes out of his ass? Did he glue them all there?
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June 20th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
At least you didn’t lose to a snail:
1- slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- the snail use the shell because is a f***ing faget
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce
4- shell is MORE heavy than a no shell
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug
7- if you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up
8- trow both on the water and watch which will come up first
9- slug at mate will make a cord. snail will show the dribble
10- all snigel are hermarphodite. snail is too but because it is faget
11-slug means the name of a bullet. snail means it is slow
12- slug will eat carrion; dont give a f***
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. slug is perfect
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June 20th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
This could very well be the first time the world has seen you with facial hair…
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June 23rd, 2010 at 6:39 am
How could you lose! O_O my hope for the internet has shattered …not that there was much hope to begin with..
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July 1st, 2010 at 1:44 pm
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