Category: I Called It

April 2020: JAPAN IS SAFE

I am the Best Epidemiologist Ever. On April 17th, I made the coronavirus my bitch. New cases have declined ever since. Stay tuned for periodic updates in which I rub my unmatched scientific expertise in your face. Speaking of science, […]

Close Enough

Seven years ago, I successfully predicted the ending of Naruto. This is proven by the image below, which admittedly could’ve been edited in MS Paint. But Baka-Raptor, that’s not how it ended! Not anymore. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, […]

The Clannad Quiz

So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true: I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences: Fuko doesn’t exist Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing […]