I am the Best Epidemiologist Ever. On April 17th, I made the coronavirus my bitch. New cases have declined ever since. Stay tuned for periodic updates in which I rub my unmatched scientific expertise in your face. Speaking of science, […]
The hero Comiket needed, not the hero it deserved. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. My petition to get Krauser-tan into SaiMoe fell on deaf ears. My petition to get Karna into the Fate […]
Seven years ago, I successfully predicted the ending of Naruto. This is proven by the image below, which admittedly could’ve been edited in MS Paint. But Baka-Raptor, that’s not how it ended! Not anymore. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, […]
So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true: I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences: Fuko doesn’t exist Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing […]
Back in November, I was the only person in the entire universe who thought that Shakugan no Shana II wasn’t a trainwreck. “Long story short, Shana II rocks – don’t drop it.“ Fans called me crazy. My girlfriend dumped me. […]