Audiobook Rundown

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015

1Q84 — 0:09 President Me — 2:17 Skin Game — 3:33 1984 — 4:40 Lord of the Flies — 6:18

Uncharted 1–3: Fortune Among Deception

Saturday, September 21st, 2013

The Uncharted series follows the adventures of world pull-up champion Nathan Drake as he travels around the world doing pull-ups until he finds forbidden treasure. When Drake isn’t doing pull-ups, he’s generally either shooting people or doing some puzzle-solving bitch work. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune (+) The first Uncharted game takes Drake to a Pacific Island […]

Talk-A-Raptor 12: Catherine & Valkyria Chronicles

Sunday, June 30th, 2013

The Catherine trailer I saw:

Post Goes Here: Steins;Gate

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

Stupid title;Great show Back in high school, my brother would look down on me for watching anime instead of joining him for a riveting episode of T.R.L. or whatever other crap was on MTV at the time. He soon realized he was an idiot and shadowed my taste in anime thereafter. I began to trust […]

Talk-A-Raptor 11: An Unbiased Review of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

Bonus Comments: Just wanted to add a few comments I didn’t get around to making in the video. These will be added whenever I feel like it. Also, possible bonus comic coming. I criticized the magnifying glass because it creates a sense of paranoia about missing secrets if you don’t have it on. On top […]

An Unbiased Review of Ōkami

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Five things that sucked: 1. Load Times Count up to 90. But Baka-Raptor, that’s a horrible waste of time! That’s how long it takes to turn on your PS2 and load up a saved game in Okami. One minute and 30 seconds of loading, credit screens, loading, selecting a save point, and more loading. Load […]

Drop Something and Watch City Hunter

Saturday, October 20th, 2012

City Hunter is an episodic action–comedy about a man named Ryo Saeba. Let me stress that Ryo is a man. I don’t mean this simply in the sense of man vs. woman. I’m talking man vs. boy, man vs. male, and man vs. neutered, androgynous wimp. City Hunter was made back in the 80s when […]

Unlimited Blade Works = Unlimited Action

Friday, May 4th, 2012

There are many things that visual novels, light novels, manga, and other non-animated works can do better than anime. Action is not one of them. Action is meant to be watched, not interpreted. Nobody wants to read a fight or piece together still shots of a sporting event. Not only is it oxymoronic for “action” not […]

Shingeki no Kyojin = (Shadow of the Colossus + Evangelion) / 2

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

Well played, Shinobu Kaitani, well played. Bringing Liar Game back from hiatus as soon as it got the Baka-Raptor Bump. A brilliant strategy befitting the creator of Liar Game. Or so I thought. Liar Game’s scanlating group announced it would delay the latest chapter of Liar Game in favor of some other manga I’d never […]

Sunred outdoes its Premise

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

I’ve seen way too many comedies try to get by on premise alone. This kind of crap is all over Adult Swim. There’s no creativity to keep you interested once the novelty of the premise wears off. The shows either keep trying to milk the premise long after it’s been beaten to death or resort […]