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The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice
The Clannad Quiz
So Kyou, Ryou, and to some degree, Tomoyo got ripped off. At least one of my bold predictions came true: I also watched the Clannad movie. Here are the key differences: Fuko doesn’t exist Ryou doesn’t exist. Oh wait, nothing […]
I beat up Raki
Yesterday I stumbled upon Raki crying in the woods. I attempted to cheer him up by letting him borrow my finest female erotica magazine. Disappointed that there weren’t any men in it, Raki threw my magazine in the river. How […]
Shion no Ou = Hikaru no Go + Murder
Aside from murder, there are a few additional differences between Shion no Ou and Hikaru no Go that I left out of the title: They play Shougi instead of Go Shion gets stalked by a human instead of an ambiguously […]
Spirits: Who Cares?
One of the better characters on H2O is Hotaru, a delightful ghost girl. She’s slutty, mischievous, etc…, everything you want in a ghost. There’s just one problem: everyone refers to her as a spirit. She’s not a spirit; she’s a […]
Aria the Origination 08 from Athena’s POV
I love Alice, but Baka-Raptor was right – that stuck-up little princess needs to show me some respect. Alice knew I was exhausted last night, but that didn’t stop her from yelling at me. That’s what I hate about having […]
Anime sets unreasonable standards for food
Everybody loves to bitch about how anime sets unreasonable standards for relationships, but what about food? People don’t need relationships, but we sure as hell need food. I’m hungry. I think I’ll eat some more of my brother’s birthday cake. […]
Why I tolerate Mizuki
Back when I was writing my midterm review of Mokke, I had no second thoughts about picking Mizuki as my favorite character. You may be wondering what possessed me to pick some little girl over the strict old man who […]
That’s right, jump on my bandwagon!
Back in November, I was the only person in the entire universe who thought that Shakugan no Shana II wasn’t a trainwreck. “Long story short, Shana II rocks – don’t drop it.“ Fans called me crazy. My girlfriend dumped me. […]
An Unbiased Review of Kingdom Hearts II
Three things that sucked: 1. Not enough Roxas and Naminé No you’re not During the early part of the game, you couldn’t take five steps without being forced to sit through a cut scene about Roxas sucking an ice pop. […]