Hanners hates his blog. Look no further than his banners. Literally, you cannot look further than his banners.
Most bloggers prefer to make banners of shows that don’t suck. Hanners boldly shirks convention.
Hanners hates his blog so much that he made a banner out of Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu, a show he rated a 6 out of 10. Just how bad is a 6? Let’s just say he gave a 7 to Madobe Nanami no Windows 7 de PC Jisaku Ouen Commercial!!, which consists entirely of this one minute and six second video:
I recently went down to Hanners’ ‘hood and cracked into his secret vault. After nimbly dodging all the lasers and crocodiles, I located his top-secret recipe for making ultra-creative anime blog titles.
I’d expect no less from an authority on titles. Adding in the “Anime ‘Blog” part was pure genius. Not everyone is smart enough to figure out your website is an anime blog. I’m surprised you didn’t go all out and call it “Hanners’ Anime ‘Blog ‘Site on the ‘Net.” Hanners’ creativity is further evidenced by his choo-choo-choose joke. I’d never even dream of making such a brilliant Simpsons reference, let alone masturbatorily setting it up for myself.
||Hanners’ Avatar||Hanners in Real Life|
|Occupation||Art Student||IT Technician|
|Has||Writing Talent||An Identity Crisis|
If Hanners wanted to lie about his identity, why couldn’t he go with the best character on Hidamari Sketch? Oh yeah, that’s right, Hanners hates his blog.
I thought it was a bit suspicious for one man to express so much self-hatred on his blog, so I did a thorough anagram check to see if his blog was a front for something more insidious:
Harems are quite popular with sexually frustrated anime fans. Nothing suspicious here.
I’m always on the lookout for inexpensive chicken breasts.
Still not as sick as mefloraine.
Hanners lies when he plays Hangman? I demand that this be investigated along with his other cheating allegations!
Did I mention he likes K-ON, the worst anime ever?
On a completely unrelated note, I’ve made it to the Round of 32 in some anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest. I have no idea who I’m up against, but regardless of who it is, I ask only that you look deep inside your soul and vote for the more deserving candidate.
Tags: anagrams, cheating is bad, Hanners' Anime 'Blog, i actually kinda like nogizaka haruka no himitsu, meta is bullshit, obscure simpsons reference, or is it?, sleazy attack ads, winning a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering my eyesight