Talk-A-Raptor 14: Harry Dresden > Harry Potter

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

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Black Cat and the Cloneasaurus

Friday, January 27th, 2012

One of my earliest posts criticized the Black Cat anime for cramming too much material in to too few episodes, as exemplified by its superficial development of Flora-chan, a dinosaur brought to life by advanced cloning techniques. I finally got around to reading Black Cat in its original form of matter. As expected, it was […]

Sunred outdoes its Premise

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

I’ve seen way too many comedies try to get by on premise alone. This kind of crap is all over Adult Swim. There’s no creativity to keep you interested once the novelty of the premise wears off. The shows either keep trying to milk the premise long after it’s been beaten to death or resort […]

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt was ok, I guess

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

That’s what I looked like when I watched it I heard all the hype. P&Sw/G was so hip and radical and antiestablishment and subverts tropes and doesn’t take itself seriously and is made by GAINAX. This had to be the best thing since Astro Boy. But before I could watch it, I had to figure […]

You Are Umasou: No Objectionable Content

Monday, November 8th, 2010

I do all I can to keep my website family friendly. For example, I ‘m not watching this season’s offerings of incest, more incest, lingerie, and masochism. You won’t find nudity anywhere on this site (if you do, please tell me, because any nudity I handpicked must be fap-worthy). My site is 1000% sparking clean, […]

More anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique

Friday, May 28th, 2010

With my eyes currently out of commission, I’ve had to ignore a lot of anime I’d otherwise carefully and diligently research before ignoring. Spice and Wolf II: She still has a tail – get over it. Basquash: Stupid title Revolutionary Girl Utena Movie: Why bother watching anything that’s open to interpretation? Evangelion Movies: All I’ve heard […]

Real Men have Sideburns

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

90% of all betesticled anime characters look like girls. Many have six-pack abs yet act like complete pussies. Only one part of the body never lies: sideburns. In this dark age of androgyny and pedophilia, sideburns are the only reliable indicator of manliness. Thick, thin, long, short, neat, sloppy, straight, tapered—as long as you have […]

Gantz: Manliest Anime Manga Ever?

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

As you can infer from this kickass manga shot, I’m not trying to bullshit you about manliness like all those feminine hygiene commercials. If you buy anything that’s marketed as  “_______ for men,” you’re a tool. It’s just like X-treme marketing. Putting the same shit in a different container doesn’t make it suck less. I […]

Five Reasons to Watch Ga-Rei Zero

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

1. A Natsuki look-alike named Natsuki 2. Fire-Breathing Dinosaurs 3. Evil Lesbians 4. Mr. Iron 5. In Medias Res In medias res, also medias in res (Latin for “into the middle of things”), is a literary and artistic technique where the narrative starts in the middle of the story instead of from its beginning. – Wikipedia […]

Lelouch’s Last Lecture

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Get over to OH and watch it. Notes: The video is based off Randy Pausch’s Last Lecture and Code Geass R2 It took approximately 8 hours to make (2AM-10AM) Windows Movie Maker crashed three times Lip-synching is a pain in the ass, and I’m never doing it again In other news, Clannad just got 1000000x […]